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ProudLib72

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18. Oh, Jesus, NO!

Mon Jan 15, 2018, 10:26 PM

Jan 2018

I can picture him in a cowboy outfit designed by his daughter. Rhinestones spell out "MAGA" on the back of a naugahyde vest that is five sizes too small. He has coffee grounds stuck in honey that is slathered on his face to create a "manly beard". He comes out whooping and hollering "riding" a stick horse that looks suspiciously like a My Little Pony. And then he starts firing his cap gun in the air. "Let's play cowboys and injuns," he says, leaning in close to the microphone. Evangelicals in the crowd drop to their knees and proclaim that their savior has come at last. White supremacists take him at his word and start playing "cowboys and injuns" for real, beating the crap out of anyone who looks the least bit non-Aryan.

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I am going to make a prediction: [View all] yuiyoshida Jan 2018 OP

Also, it gets more over the top every day. Like it's a big show. That would fit. byronius Jan 2018 #1

It might be very easy to push Trump off script C_U_L8R Jan 2018 #2

Someone needs to yell out ... left-of-center2012 Jan 2018 #3

It was shocking when it was done to Obama yuiyoshida Jan 2018 #5

I'd suggest some snickering at each lie dragonlady Jan 2018 #12

With his averaging 5 lies a day, I think he's asking for it if he gets up there and starts lying as politicaljunkie41910 Jan 2018 #26

it is rather distasteful to see Congress applauding lies RussBLib Jan 2018 #29

Auction paddles with the word LIE. forgotmylogin Jan 2018 #34

THIS!!!! lastlib Jan 2018 #35

NOW is when someone in the crowd should yell out "Liar!" RussBLib Jan 2018 #4

see my statement above yuiyoshida Jan 2018 #7

I saw it after I wrote mine RussBLib Jan 2018 #9

Again, what Democrat in their right mind would yell it? yuiyoshida Jan 2018 #10

Luis Gutierrez, for one RussBLib Jan 2018 #13

I think Maxine Waters would never do that... yuiyoshida Jan 2018 #15

walking out is probably as unlikely as yelling out "liar" RussBLib Jan 2018 #20

I suppose its too much to hope for... yuiyoshida Jan 2018 #21

Don't know if the House chamber seats would accommodate it, but... lastlib Jan 2018 #36

I would prefer Dems coughing out "Bullshit" into their fists Generic Brad Jan 2018 #33

He really needs to be provoked TheCowsCameHome Jan 2018 #6

Well here is this, just recently He got a licence for a weapon yuiyoshida Jan 2018 #8

Maybe he'll pull a Roy Moore type of stunt, TheCowsCameHome Jan 2018 #11

except Trump hates animals yuiyoshida Jan 2018 #14

Oh, Jesus, NO! ProudLib72 Jan 2018 #18

i don't think you have to worry about that... yuiyoshida Jan 2018 #23

His supporters would cheer and likely some on the fence. Hoyt Jan 2018 #19

10-1 Donnie gives the white power OK signal. sarcasmo Jan 2018 #16

In his state of mind, it wouldn't surprise me yuiyoshida Jan 2018 #17

I think he'll keep it tight to script and vague enough not to set the place on fire. Tommy_Carcetti Jan 2018 #22

I still think it will have sounded better in the original German NightWatcher Jan 2018 #24

I think he'll stick to the script unless provoked Martin Eden Jan 2018 #25

They should stand and walk out yuiyoshida Jan 2018 #30

I would support that Martin Eden Jan 2018 #39

Yeah and He always wants his base to be happy yuiyoshida Jan 2018 #40

He needs to be provoked rso Jan 2018 #27

You might be right, and frankly yuiyoshida Jan 2018 #31

What should the drinking game rules be? Gotta be careful with this guy. brewens Jan 2018 #28

That might work, but I don't drink yuiyoshida Jan 2018 #32

The dems wont dare yell out anything brettdale Jan 2018 #37

I'm going to predict that as long as he doesn't drop his pants and start flinging his shit around Snake Plissken Jan 2018 #38