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30. Here's the great thing about being a so-called "Evangelical Christian" though:

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Jan 24, 2018, 09:56 PM

Jan 2018

You can do WHATEVER the fuck you want for as long as you want, then "accept Jesus" and it's all erased. Repeat as necessary. Fortunately for them, this also conveniently applies to people they vote for. Mind you, their preferred candidates don't have to actually accept Jesus, they (the Evangelical Christians) can simply CLAIM their favorite politicians have done so. See, isn't that easy?

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