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Thunderbeast

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90. ......and Mexico will pay for the wall.

Wed Jan 24, 2018, 10:10 PM

Jan 2018

Mueller: Tell me all about your 30 years of Russian conspiracy and treason to win the election.

Trump: I won't talk about that. I won the election with the largest landslide EVER! Sean Hannity says so.

Mueller: Tell me about firing Comey and interfering with the FBI so save your sorry ass.

Trump: I don't have to answer that because .....
HILLARY'S EMAILS!

Mueller: Explain to Me how you bilked so many US investors leaving the Russian Mafia as your only source of capital.

Trump: NOW you crossed the red line. You are not authorized to ask me about that. MAGA!

Mueller: How do you explain using campaign funds to pay off your porno star mistress days before the election?

Trump: FAKE NEWS! Franklin Graham sent her over to help me with Bible study. We started at Genesis, and re-enacted many scenes from my favorite book. I was the BEST student ever!

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Breaking on MSNBC: Trump says he will talk to Meuller UNDER OATH [View all] CatWoman Jan 2018 OP

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needs more salt and butter CatWoman Jan 2018 #3

A week from some Tuesday? Hugin Jan 2018 #5

Or just more of it BumRushDaShow Jan 2018 #7

LOL CatWoman Jan 2018 #10

Have to satisfy a lot of DUers! BumRushDaShow Jan 2018 #16

I love popcorn bdamomma Jan 2018 #31

Here's an untouched batch BumRushDaShow Jan 2018 #38

wow much better bdamomma Jan 2018 #45

OK then - looks like he won't malaise Jan 2018 #2

Dont count your weasels before they pop. johnp3907 Jan 2018 #6

..... Tanuki Jan 2018 #29

... johnp3907 Jan 2018 #37

Doesn't that guy post a blog on DU? TexasTowelie Jan 2018 #42

Bigliest lie ever! ProudLib72 Jan 2018 #4

and several tons of KFC CatWoman Jan 2018 #13

This would be his starter BumRushDaShow Jan 2018 #40

LOL CatWoman Jan 2018 #48

He also has this as an appetizer BumRushDaShow Jan 2018 #54

But only in bed. VOX Jan 2018 #61

Naturally BumRushDaShow Jan 2018 #68

Air Force One will need some modifications. VOX Jan 2018 #60

Drumpf would try to stuff it in the office on board BumRushDaShow Jan 2018 #65

I dont remember. I dont recall. Ive got no memory of anything at all. unblock Jan 2018 #8

Will talk to Mueller under oath right after he releases his tax records and the "wall" is completed Freethinker65 Jan 2018 #9

And paid for by Mexico! BumRushDaShow Jan 2018 #19

Yes: PCIntern Jan 2018 #11

You go tRump! You're the man! Show Mueller and the World you have nothing to hide. ffr Jan 2018 #12

Pay per view, directly to Trump Freethinker65 Jan 2018 #23

"Under oath" doesn't mean crap to him. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2018 #14

Oh, he NEVER tells the truth. This time when he lies the FBI will have him Eliot Rosewater Jan 2018 #44

Exactly what I was going to say. This is all a big joke to him. smirkymonkey Jan 2018 #62

This is a criminal investigation Juliusseizure Jan 2018 #81

So he intends to lie like under oath. He has done that before. nt Irish_Dem Jan 2018 #15

Under oath means nothing to a man who makes money by breaking contracts/promises BoneyardDem Jan 2018 #25

Exactly. Irish_Dem Jan 2018 #34

Im certain he thinks this will be like all his other scams. denbot Jan 2018 #28

It has always worked before. He assumes he can pull it off. Irish_Dem Jan 2018 #35

Fork meet turkey. denbot Jan 2018 #17

Time will tell. I hope you are right. nt Irish_Dem Jan 2018 #39

Why wouldn't he? Phoenix61 Jan 2018 #18

what about having a bdamomma Jan 2018 #20

ROFLMAO...never gonna happen....his attorneys aren't going to let the pathological liar testify Thomas Hurt Jan 2018 #21

Either another bullshit game thbobby Jan 2018 #22

Somebody should explain to him the implications of lying under oath. milestogo Jan 2018 #24

they better strip search him for bugs and mics... samnsara Jan 2018 #26

Im sure the FBI records their interviews RandySF Jan 2018 #30

Will his attorneys inform him RandySF Jan 2018 #27

Jeffrey Toobin also just said on CNN all this seems to be OliverQ Jan 2018 #32

I Am Done With Voting & Politics If That Happens SoCalMusicLover Jan 2018 #43

That'll show 'em! MarvinGardens Jan 2018 #92

"investigation might be coming to an end point soon" BumRushDaShow Jan 2018 #47

Yup CentralMass Jan 2018 #63

So what? Like he wouldn't lie ? But maybe they can get him lying under oath then I guess lunasun Jan 2018 #33

Hes such a god damned liar. onecaliberal Jan 2018 #36

In the very near future... unitedwethrive Jan 2018 #41

Mueller better be careful! imanamerican63 Jan 2018 #46

LOL you just made me think of something Eliot Rosewater Jan 2018 #56

Expect the worst from Republicans, because they always deliver. VOX Jan 2018 #66

What time is it now? VOX Jan 2018 #49

Check him for an earpiece C_U_L8R Jan 2018 #50

Expect a lot of I dont remembers Takket Jan 2018 #51

He must not realize testifying under oath with your fingers crossed is not Guy Whitey Corngood Jan 2018 #52

Subject to his lawyers. Kajun Gal Jan 2018 #53

'under oath' means nothing to a man that lies 24/7 spanone Jan 2018 #55

He'll testify right after re releases his income tax returns Jersey Devil Jan 2018 #57

Have him connected to a polygraph. lpbk2713 Jan 2018 #58

All msnbc experts saying "under oath" is meaningless: Lying to the fbi is already illegal. lindysalsagal Jan 2018 #59

His lawyers will never allow this. BlueTsunami2018 Jan 2018 #64

He lies all the time anyway. raven mad Jan 2018 #67

but but but but bluestarone Jan 2018 #69

He says as he leaves for Davos, Switzerland ButSeeYa Jan 2018 #70

The caveat: UpInArms Jan 2018 #71

Hillary has already spoken to the FBI and it is a crime to lie to the FBI. Besides Comey already politicaljunkie41910 Jan 2018 #91

That would be the hottest ticked E of the Mississippi. BobTheSubgenius Jan 2018 #72

Trust me Clarity2 Jan 2018 #73

It'll NEVER HAPPEN.... flying-skeleton Jan 2018 #74

The big question is: Will his lies have a consequence? Tatiana Jan 2018 #75

IF Hillary talks to FBI about her emails ocd liberal Jan 2018 #76

Wasn't his last remark something like "if my lawyers agree"? panader0 Jan 2018 #77

Yeah, right. He also said that he'd release his tax returns & that Melania would hold a presser to catbyte Jan 2018 #78

An oath means nothing to Don. He'll perjure himself within the first minute. Vinca Jan 2018 #79

Mueller will ask his name and Trump will say "Barack Obama" rurallib Jan 2018 #83

He will either lie or being the dumbass that he is,sing like a canary nt maryellen99 Jan 2018 #80

And he'll release his tax returns.....and Mexico will pay for the wall....and......... W T F Jan 2018 #82

Never before, and never again...... SergeStorms Jan 2018 #84

Yes, you're GD right I ordered a Code Red!! aeromanKC Jan 2018 #85

If he says he will, that means he won't. Opposites day is the law of the land now. Squinch Jan 2018 #86

Because he'll take this oath ever so much more seriously dflprincess Jan 2018 #87

Mueller should begin questioning Trump by asking his height and weight. iluvtennis Jan 2018 #88

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! CatWoman Jan 2018 #89

......and Mexico will pay for the wall. Thunderbeast Jan 2018 #90

He said, he would 'love' to talk to Mueller. Liar SummerSnow Jan 2018 #93