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4. Ecuador: "Hi! I'm Ecuador! And I'm protecting Julian Assange, who helped Russian intelligence

Wed Jan 31, 2018, 08:44 PM

Jan 2018

undermine the US election, bringing you Donald Trump!"
Russia: "You rock, Ecuador!"
World: "FU, Ecuador!"
Ecuador: "We really don't want Julian to die here in the embassy, because he already smells as ripe as a goat. But we can't just throw him out, because he fears being attacked by space aliens with slimy tentacles. So we need ideas. We tried cutting off his internet access for a while, but he still wouldn't leave. So then we thought: if we made him Ecuador's ambassador to the UK, maybe he could leave the embassy long enough for us to freshen the carpets"
UK: "Get stuffed!"
Ecuador: "Please send us your suggestions!"

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New: Roger Stone tried to pay Julian Assange a visit today. [View all] MelissaB Jan 2018 OP

LOL! The last paragraph: MelissaB Jan 2018 #1

Stone is pretty much begging to get arrested at this point... Blue_Tires Jan 2018 #2

These people are ridiculously brazen. dewsgirl Jan 2018 #3

Ecuador: "Hi! I'm Ecuador! And I'm protecting Julian Assange, who helped Russian intelligence struggle4progress Jan 2018 #4

Whatever he visited him for, it could not be discussed on the phone, text or email. SummerSnow Jan 2018 #5

Do they exchange rape stories? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2018 #6

"Oh, Hi...." JawJaw Feb 2018 #7

Hope British Intel is watching the groups that paid Stone for a speaking tour. Mc Mike Feb 2018 #8