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1. The President proposes a funded mandate that every swinging Richard and Betty over the age of 18 own a firearm for 'self-defense.'
2. The mandate is funded from the NRA treasure chest (afterall they are the proponents of a gun in every breadbox).
3. Along with the gun credit that every single swinging Richard and Betty receive to purchase a handgun and rifle of their choice, they must enroll in quarterly training, which is solely funded by the NRA.
4. Firearms manufacturers rejoice, ammunition manufacturers rejoice, training facilities spring up overnight hiring non-stop.
5. NRA shows sad face because they're broke and fuck 'em.
6. The President wins in a landslide.