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onethatcares

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41. damn it,

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Feb 2, 2018, 04:57 PM

Feb 2018

now we're going to have to deal with chuck norris novelettes and it will never stop.

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Steven Seagal has written a novel about a Mexican-Arab-Obama conspiracy. Foreword by Joe Arpaio. [View all] DetlefK Feb 2018 OP

I'm sure it's a literary gem that will be lauded as the Great American Novel The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2018 #1

Wait a Mexican, Arab and Obama ......walk in a bar.....WHAT? Kirk Lover Feb 2018 #2

Of course Mexicans and Arabs are in cahoots!!! They are both brown!!! DetlefK Feb 2018 #3

Well I am going to run right out and buy that one. (sarcasm) nt leftyladyfrommo Feb 2018 #4

*that's* the gaping hole in my life! i've been lacking a steven seagal novel! unblock Feb 2018 #5

Stupid Russian whore dalton99a Feb 2018 #6

Omigod. How far he's fallen from the anti-corporate hero he portrayed in his movies. Baitball Blogger Feb 2018 #11

That second photo makes him look like Sebastian Gorka swallowed Rush Limbaugh. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2018 #16

Watching a pile of blubber in a fight doesn't work any more. lpbk2713 Feb 2018 #7

Hey kids!! How many racist dog whistles can you circle in this book? Yavin4 Feb 2018 #8

I'm invoking Poe's Law here. nt Tommy_Carcetti Feb 2018 #9

Hilarious if it was not written as a serious piece. BSdetect Feb 2018 #10

No, he hasn't. Orsino Feb 2018 #12

can't wait to see it in the bin at the dollar store dembotoz Feb 2018 #13

I can't wait for the movie, and it is going to be a colossal fail! Initech Feb 2018 #30

I fell high right now RockaFowler Feb 2018 #14

Toilet paper! IluvPitties Feb 2018 #15

Amazon reviews-OMG! nolabear Feb 2018 #17

Mine's being reviewed. I get the feeling it won't be posted. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2018 #18

How many times do I have to tell you nolabear Feb 2018 #33

But my dinner wouldn't have worked without it. I put a Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2018 #36

Putin has made him an honorary Russian citizen DBoon Feb 2018 #19

Oh, good grief. I've missed virtually all of Seagal's Hortensis Feb 2018 #40

Sounds like another Turner Diaries Thomas Hurt Feb 2018 #20

So, who saves the world? world wide wally Feb 2018 #21

" Steven Seagal has written a novel" is not a sentence that one ever expected to read Tarc Feb 2018 #22

always was a loser...I see things have changed little over the decades, inclusing his hair color. BoneyardDem Feb 2018 #23

Actually, that's a great way to make money. Turbineguy Feb 2018 #24

I've always believed TlalocW Feb 2018 #29

what an idjit. spanone Feb 2018 #25

Calling him a loser is an insult to losers. Solly Mack Feb 2018 #26

That illiterate fuckwad didn't write anything. Act_of_Reparation Feb 2018 #27

The main character is a ghost warrior TlalocW Feb 2018 #28

So Sheriff Joe is all in on the Russia party? Initech Feb 2018 #31

The only thing worse than Mary-Sue fiction is... JHB Feb 2018 #32

Is Seagal Native American? nolabear Feb 2018 #34

He's just milking the Faux-obsessed nutjobs. Vinca Feb 2018 #35

Posted before reading replies. redwitch Feb 2018 #38

Wow! Ill bet its as good as his acting! NT redwitch Feb 2018 #37

Seagal can write? Or read? mnmoderatedem Feb 2018 #39

damn it, onethatcares Feb 2018 #41

Can't Think of This Clown SDJay Feb 2018 #42

Who? maxrandb Feb 2018 #43

There's definitely a 2 am TV movie in this one guys !!! OnDoutside Feb 2018 #44

Putin has dirt on him... Hassler Feb 2018 #45