Making golf horrible again

[PatSeg]

6. 800 courses have closed

over the last decade? And two million fewer golfers? I had no idea.

My father was a passionate golfer and I've always tried to understand that passion, but I still don't quite get it. I've known men who would rather golf than anything else imaginable. It has to be more than the fresh air, stress relief, and getting away from one's spouse, something I suspect motivated my father at times.