Scaramucci Banned from White House

[NanceGreggs]

5. Say it ain't so!

I've been hoping against hope that pResident Shithole would come to his senses (or lack thereof) and reinstate The Mooch as his official spokes-whore.

After listening to the dronings of people like Sean Spicer and Huckleberry Sanders, I can't help but imagine how entertaining daily press briefings would be if delivered by Goodfellas wannabe Scaramucci.

It's not like we get the truth out of this WH anyway - so why not be treated to hearing the endless string of lies presented by a guy who always looks like he just came back from burying a Trump detractor in an abandoned field in New Jersey?

The Mooch is the perfect representative of a "pResident" who, if he had his druthers, would happily plant a horse's head in Jeff Sessions' bed.

The Mooch has already perfected the demeanour of a "made man", the "you can't touch me" attitude of Henry Hill, and the arrogance of "they'll never prove it" John Gotti.

Come on, guys - wouldn't you rather have your daily lies delivered by someone who is at least a laugh-inducing caricature of someone who believes he's the ultimate "insider", instead of a school marm hoping to give a reporter detention for chewing gum during briefing class?