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doohnibor

(97 posts)
9. Ba-dump bump!
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 08:53 AM
Jul 2012

Wittless really needs to have a snare drum follow him around for his applause lines:

"Two Jews walk into a bank......." ba-dump bump!

"Take my wife, please, I have another one back at the ranch...." ba-dump bump

"There once was a darkie named Sparkie......" ba-dump bump

Seems to me, Wittless is living proof that Mrs. Howell had an affair with Henny Youngman.

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mitt: all about money and pissing people off. spanone Jul 2012 #1
...and, like a typical republican, trying to HIDE his shit from the public Berlum Jul 2012 #2
He is so judgemental....not much for a world peacemaker, huh. When they say Obama hasn't created Laura PourMeADrink Jul 2012 #3
My life will not be complete until I can somehow say "FUCK YOU" to this man within his hearing. CBGLuthier Jul 2012 #4
The mirror of many others' daydreams, I would imagine. randome Jul 2012 #8
I will try to get within shouting distance EnviroBat Jul 2012 #15
RMoney : "All's I said was that Jews were really really good with their money!" bullwinkle428 Jul 2012 #5
Keep it up Mitt, keep pissing off other countries. This whole idea of peace between nations is jillan Jul 2012 #6
OMG ananda Jul 2012 #7
Ba-dump bump! doohnibor Jul 2012 #9
With Mitt it all comes down to MONEY WI_DEM Jul 2012 #10
"that man" Proud Liberal Dem Jul 2012 #11
don't see why people are surprised, this is a typical Romney remark hollysmom Jul 2012 #12
and 50% of america think he'd make a fine foreign policy maker leftyohiolib Jul 2012 #13
"My blinkered observations agree with my biases, thereby justifying them." eppur_se_muova Jul 2012 #14
OMG the Palestinians are upset about something, news at 11. crimson77 Jul 2012 #16
Big fan of Romney, hunh? Hissyspit Jul 2012 #17
There is no one on this planet I dislike more, I have friends in Haifa so I am a little biased. crimson77 Jul 2012 #19
Yes, you are. Hissyspit Jul 2012 #21
What is Ed Shultz's role in this? senseandsensibility Jul 2012 #18
Mitt has finally suceeded in creating an international incident. Lol mfcorey1 Jul 2012 #20
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