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Denzil_DC

(9,231 posts)
17. Got one the other day.
Tue Apr 10, 2018, 05:23 PM
Apr 2018

In the UK, so not the IRS.

I don't in fact know what sort of scam it was in the end, as I didn't give him the chance.

We've been getting a spate of such calls recently - it seems to come in waves - and it gets a bit tired as just about the only time the landline rings nowadays is if it's a family or friend emergency or some official appointment confirmation or whatever, or a would-be scammer.

So the pattern is usually that you pick up (it may auto-hang up at this point) and there's a silence for a few moments, maybe some background chatter like a call centre, then a voice. I usually wait in silence rather than responding immediately with "Hello" or whatever nowadays, as it puts them on the back foot if it's a cold caller.

Befuddled: "Hello ...?"

"This is the fraud prevention hotline at [local police station - I'm not really bothered trying to be convincing by now, as it's all a stupid game anyway]. Initiating trace."

This guy just immediately loses it for some reason and gets sarky (maybe it's been a hard day - too bad): "Oh yes, sir, I'm trying to scam you and steal your bank details."

And he goes on and on in this vein for quite a while.

I interject occasionally along the lines of: "You do realize that the longer I keep you on the line, the fewer people you can scam?"

He starts to get abusive.

I'm like: "Look, we've had loads of these stupid calls, and you're the worst at it yet." (In reality, he's not. I reduced one idiot to unleashing a long crescendo of "Fuck offs" one time, to which my only reply was a laughing, "Well, you're a GREAT salesman, aren't you?" )

Another extended flurry of cuss words and assorted nonsense.

"Go get a real job."

"..."

BEEEEP

We've not had another scam call for a week now. Bliss.

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Two phone scams in 15 minutes [View all] nitpicker Apr 2018 OP
We got the IRS scam call about 4 times the other day. Vinca Apr 2018 #1
Did you contact the IRS and file a TIGTA report? Also, send an email to IRS Phone Scam account? TheBlackAdder Apr 2018 #6
No - I didn't know there was such a thing. Thanks for the info. Vinca Apr 2018 #10
I rat out each one of these guys to the Feds. I also add an entry in 1800Caller.com TheBlackAdder Apr 2018 #15
I've been getting a hilarious email one jberryhill Apr 2018 #2
They should target all GOP senators with that one ProudLib72 Apr 2018 #12
The thing is... jberryhill Apr 2018 #16
I got the one saying if I didnt respond federal agents were coming to my house yesterdat to kimbutgar Apr 2018 #3
I get the occasional calls where the name on the phone says 'Scam Likely' wtf? spanone Apr 2018 #4
Be sure to never say the word "yes" during these scam calls eleny Apr 2018 #5
This is why I shit-canned my land line! Ernesto Apr 2018 #7
we did too....that's ALL we got on it was spam....early, late....all day spanone Apr 2018 #13
I get approximately 5-6 calls daily and OldHippieChick Apr 2018 #8
What I am getting is complete silence question everything Apr 2018 #9
Can tell I'm getting old from my calls unc70 Apr 2018 #11
My parents' land line gets bombarded with scammers every day. Initech Apr 2018 #14
Got one the other day. Denzil_DC Apr 2018 #17
I've been getting scam calls on my cellphone, too MurrayDelph Apr 2018 #18
My husband keeps them on the phone and f#@ks them over pretty good. Ilsa Apr 2018 #19
Tell your Senior friends and family. The IRS sends mail, they never call. sarcasmo Apr 2018 #20
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