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58. I love a good FU

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Mon Jul 30, 2012, 04:08 PM

Jul 2012

to these hillbillies. Thanks. bookmarked for future reference. Love it

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"If Obama wins, I will shutdown my business and go on every govt assistance program I can find" [View all] apples and oranges Jul 2012 OP

And ... 1StrongBlackMan Jul 2012 #1

Couldn't a said it better myself! Dyedinthewoolliberal Jul 2012 #2

well said!!!! k&r spanone Jul 2012 #3

And, remember ketchup counts as your second vegetable. Good luck to ya, TeaPartier. leveymg Jul 2012 #4

I'm going to sign up to FB katsy Jul 2012 #5

Already have her on my friends list, along with xmas74 Jul 2012 #133

If only they would ever follow through on their idiotic threats. Egalitarian Thug Jul 2012 #6

The Rock is jealous of that smackdown. hifiguy Jul 2012 #7

At the intersection of Loser St. and Jebroni Ave,, A block fron the Smackdown Hotel......... Mopar151 Jul 2012 #70

LOL @ "Teabilly Fucksticks"! NYC_SKP Jul 2012 #8

that was the BEST part! progressivebydesign Jul 2012 #28

Same here! pacalo Jul 2012 #42

Me too!!! truebrit71 Jul 2012 #95

I will treasure it forever. aquart Jul 2012 #180

That is hilarious. Best laugh in many days. mnhtnbb Jul 2012 #9

LOL, this idiot is likely a loser who lives in his parents' basement. Odin2005 Jul 2012 #10

Naw, he probably had his mother sign over the house, then kicked her out in Tea Party style. n/t progressivebydesign Jul 2012 #27

" LOL, this idiot is likely a loser who lives in his parents' basement." YOHABLO Jul 2012 #185

I've been there too nxylas Jul 2012 #188

Yeah, I was talking about the ones that make shit up. Odin2005 Jul 2012 #212

K. 4th law of robotics Jul 2012 #11

Wah! reflection Jul 2012 #12

oh that...was....so...freaking AsahinaKimi Jul 2012 #13

Here's to Duchess St. Rollins BeyondGeography Jul 2012 #14

Now that was beautiful! Ruby the Liberal Jul 2012 #15

Oh Lordy, I wanna meet this person!!! Sheepshank Jul 2012 #16

+1 freshwest Jul 2012 #37

Meet her? I wanna vote her into congress! Please tell me she's at least thinking... Moonwalk Jul 2012 #110

+1000 Sherman A1 Jul 2012 #149

Silly rabbit.... Kalidurga Jul 2012 #17

Any guesses on what his 'company' is? louis-t Jul 2012 #18

taxidermy or lawnmower repair, is my guess. lol. n/t progressivebydesign Jul 2012 #26

Not nice to make fun of the way people make their living, unless it's illegal. juajen Jul 2012 #220

Government contractor? Typically libertarians corral tax dollars and scream: freshwest Jul 2012 #36

Consumer research. Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2012 #38

I'm going to say it's construction-related, with 70% of his income in government contracts. Marr Jul 2012 #49

Fictitious? (nt) Posteritatis Jul 2012 #90

lol chollybocker Jul 2012 #92

Phhhwaaaa! louis-t Jul 2012 #96

Joe The Plumber - is that you? Marie Marie Jul 2012 #123

Can't be. Everything in the post was non-fiction. MatthewStLouis Jul 2012 #231

the Jerk Store Enrique Jul 2012 #102

Fly by night used car dealer? part man all 86 Jul 2012 #113

Cayman Islands Offshore Holding Corporation? Initech Jul 2012 #139

Amway dealer. Iwillnevergiveup Jul 2012 #184

Aw man, poor guy. He's getting ripped off by the DeVos family.. louis-t Jul 2012 #210

Lemonade stand. JoePhilly Jul 2012 #207

Remember what they used to say during the corrupt and evil BushCo Regime? lpbk2713 Jul 2012 #19

Sorry. You are wrong. longship Jul 2012 #97

Yeah... chervilant Jul 2012 #208

Now That's an Answer! lol mckara Jul 2012 #20

Awesome rant!!!!!!!!! Marrah_G Jul 2012 #21

Absolutely brilliant! LeftofObama Jul 2012 #22

Go get 'em Duchess! That was righteous! Everything we say to ourselves, is right there. n/t progressivebydesign Jul 2012 #23

K&R. Thanks for sharing this. JimWis Jul 2012 #24

Maybe Obama isn't his problem. JohnnyRingo Jul 2012 #25

Why and How? Haven't you been listening? Thav Jul 2012 #204

wow riverwalker Jul 2012 #29

K&R The Wielding Truth Jul 2012 #30

I need a cigarette after that. JNelson6563 Jul 2012 #31

She's telling that 'teabilly fuckstick' where to go! That's DUzy material right there! freshwest Jul 2012 #32

Bravo mzmolly Jul 2012 #33

I'm guessing you wrote that response. Courtesy Flush Jul 2012 #34

Unless the poster really is teh Duchess xmas74 Jul 2012 #135

No, I'm not that talented apples and oranges Jul 2012 #218

Bed Pissing Red Neck... xchrom Jul 2012 #35

Well, to be fair, incontinence can be a debilitating condition. TahitiNut Jul 2012 #82

Still laughing at that phrase. n/t FSogol Jul 2012 #141

Beautifully said! nt valerief Jul 2012 #39

re:"If Obama wins, I will shutdown my business and go on every govt assistance program I can find" allan01 Jul 2012 #40

Made me tear up just reading it,,,,, benld74 Jul 2012 #41

I'm on that page reading other comments CatWoman Jul 2012 #43

damn, that is a RIGHTEOUS arse drubbing.... mike_c Jul 2012 #128

WHY are these people so WHINEY? Marr Jul 2012 #44

An excellent question which one of my bumper stickers addresses thusly: whathehell Jul 2012 #203

That's a great retort! They usually make a big deal of 'supporting the troops,' but.. freshwest Jul 2012 #216

Thanks! whathehell Jul 2012 #221

Great post thanks for the smack down of the day kimbutgar Jul 2012 #45

Am I missing something? markpkessinger Jul 2012 #46

i see the comment and the response right in the op...no link needed spanone Jul 2012 #56

Congratulations. That's great if you're not behind a proxy server that blocks Facebook. n/t markpkessinger Jul 2012 #124

its not linked to facebook Go Vols Jul 2012 #136

Whatever site it was, it was blocked -- but i'm home now, so I can see it. n/t markpkessinger Jul 2012 #174

If you're proxy server blocks FB then xmas74 Jul 2012 #137

That was awesome. warrior1 Jul 2012 #47

That guy is so stupid that he doesn't know that if he did shut down his business Lydia Leftcoast Jul 2012 #48

PROUD 100th rec. You GO Duchess. nolabear Jul 2012 #50

The richest Americans get the most assistance. McCamy Taylor Jul 2012 #51

That by far is the best read for me today! rexcat Jul 2012 #52

Wow, I want to see the responses to that. Very well written. Arkana Jul 2012 #53

This message was self-deleted by its author Warren DeMontague Jul 2012 #54

Note: The majority of those on Welfare are white and live in red states. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #55

Note: "Welfare" is virtually non-existent. Atman Jul 2012 #67

Uhm...it would prove you're a FUCKING IDIOT. Atman Jul 2012 #57

I love a good FU LittleGirl Jul 2012 #58

The Duchess is brilliant duhneece Jul 2012 #59

Dw should go out and beg the .10 a day to feed himself that he would have paid into Food Assistance patrice Jul 2012 #60

But who will deliver the newsw papers?? JoePhilly Jul 2012 #61

More from the Dutchess: (Paul Ryan response) Bennyboy Jul 2012 #62

That's worthy of the Rude Pundit. hifiguy Jul 2012 #81

I sent her the link to this thread... Bennyboy Jul 2012 #93

We would be on permanent Jury Duty every night, but I'd welcome it just for the laughs eom Submariner Jul 2012 #163

'Rich Fucks of America Club' and he left that there? Whoa, he must be pissed off! freshwest Jul 2012 #144

Well he's four years late gollygee Jul 2012 #63

I, too, hope that the Duchess goes on welfare. JDPriestly Jul 2012 #64

The Duchess delivered the smackdown. Moosepoop Jul 2012 #79

+1 freshwest Jul 2012 #146

if you want welfare, stay in business--corporate welfare beats social services by millions! librechik Jul 2012 #65

that poor dumbass is getting his ass kicked up and down his own wall! frylock Jul 2012 #66

Undoubtedly a military contractor. earthside Jul 2012 #68

I know one of those. Never competed for work his ENTIRE life & is FREAKED out about patrice Jul 2012 #112

I know vets who are champions for all peoples' social safety net. But run into the others, too. freshwest Jul 2012 #147

I know several fine vets. They are not negated by this jerk. It's just that he's a HUGE jerk. patrice Jul 2012 #175

Definitely. They come from all walks of life. It just seems so clueless, though. I think hate radio freshwest Jul 2012 #178

I am a veteran mick063 Jul 2012 #170

I know you're right. & This guy might just be the same even if he weren't a veteran. patrice Jul 2012 #176

You know Mitt Romney? aquart Jul 2012 #182

A statement like that says more about the person making it than it does about Obama's policies. craigmatic Jul 2012 #69

Somalia Awaits! Haiti Awaits! Libertarian paradise! Manifestor_of_Light Jul 2012 #71

That pie in the sky government assistance LWolf Jul 2012 #72

I take it . . . Brigid Jul 2012 #134

Yes. nt LWolf Jul 2012 #201

Just liked and shared it to my FB page and to Mrs. C_U's FB page - n/t coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #73

Best sermon I have ever heard! asjr Jul 2012 #74

Fuck yes.... Aviation Pro Jul 2012 #75

No joke. They really are a disgrace to our country nt DaveJ Jul 2012 #76

Awesome - thank you Duchess......... Smilo Jul 2012 #77

If Obama wins I will be very happy Pakid Jul 2012 #78

"Like" Chorophyll Jul 2012 #80

K&R tallahasseedem Jul 2012 #83

was this asshole as upset at social programs when the white guy was in office? spanone Jul 2012 #84

That is a thing of beauty treestar Jul 2012 #85

We need a drivers' insurance assistance program.. fadedrose Jul 2012 #86

Likes ... TahitiNut Jul 2012 #87

Duchess, please, please join DU. Brigid Jul 2012 #88

+1,000 freshwest Jul 2012 #150

Do it. Talk is cheap. bluestateguy Jul 2012 #89

WOW! That is spot on!! madinmaryland Jul 2012 #91

Yeow!!!!! dtom67 Jul 2012 #94

Another reply to our friend of Tea (imported from China) ... TahitiNut Jul 2012 #98

But other folks keep putting it back up ncgrits Jul 2012 #131

Give 'em hell! Jessy169 Jul 2012 #99

The Duchess is aware we're in love with her and is posting and linking back to us. nolabear Jul 2012 #100

Hi! freshwest Jul 2012 #151

EPIC!! VenusRising Jul 2012 #101

She posted a thanks on her page for DU support. livvy Jul 2012 #103

I do not like facebook, and RARELY visit, however.... Raster Jul 2012 #104

That is one of the best things I have EVER read. Zoeisright Jul 2012 #105

Me too, this is just what needs to be said. a kennedy Jul 2012 #108

I just became a fan of the Duchess HarveyDarkey Jul 2012 #106

That was a thing of beauty. ellie Jul 2012 #107

That was awesome! dmr Jul 2012 #109

I wish that the Duchess would say what she really meant... WCGreen Jul 2012 #111

The truth is a beautiful thing amuse bouche Jul 2012 #114

Very Refreshing! NS2012 Jul 2012 #115

OMG AWESOME!! SunsetDreams Jul 2012 #116

Sadly, I think that low-life T-Partier Jamaal510 Jul 2012 #117

Teabaggers simply need to be publicly beaten down the way that reply on Facebook did. meanit Jul 2012 #158

+1 Welcome to DU freshwest Jul 2012 #222

Dearest Duchess LiberalAndProud Jul 2012 #118

The Women's Institute agrees hifiguy Jul 2012 #132

This is awesome! Alduin Jul 2012 #119

I LOVE that response! nt Raine Jul 2012 #120

Standing ovation at my computer! Loki Jul 2012 #121

don't join them daybranch Jul 2012 #122

+1 Go Vols Jul 2012 #143

I'm with you. ncgrits Jul 2012 #148

I'm a hillbilly kurtzapril4 Jul 2012 #160

Think of it this way though: AynRandCollectedSS Jul 2012 #161

Maybe. ncgrits Jul 2012 #165

Send them this link for me! snooper2 Jul 2012 #209

Whoa - quitters & whiners + Republicans Berlum Jul 2012 #125

I think I just turned gay. Marie Marie Jul 2012 #126

I know, right? LiberalAndProud Jul 2012 #130

I'll keep my graphics arts business open to help you make a sign begging for money on the corner of Coyotl Jul 2012 #127

Now, THAT was a work of art! .. . . . .n/t annabanana Jul 2012 #129

rofl liberal N proud Jul 2012 #138

Give the Duchess her own show after Colbert! Initech Jul 2012 #140

Gee what a patriot proud patriot Jul 2012 #142

Duchess YOU are AWESOME! Liberal In Texas Jul 2012 #145

If people on facebook could win a Duzy I would nominate this person for one. nt cstanleytech Jul 2012 #152

Love it Kyad06 Jul 2012 #153

That response was awesome! liberalmuse Jul 2012 #154

I'm in total awe.. sendero Jul 2012 #155

Oh, c'mon, teabagger. I dare you. I double dog dare you! Arkansas Granny Jul 2012 #156

That's a keeper. Just saved it to harddrive... 1monster Jul 2012 #157

K & R my2sense Jul 2012 #159

Her Facebook page is public Oilwellian Jul 2012 #162

She, Duke, and Ahnold S xmas74 Jul 2012 #169

Found the link below. Thanks. freshwest Jul 2012 #217

Those people are nuts but, there are alot of liberals posting there and giving them crap. jillan Jul 2012 #164

There is a Duke as well... livvy Jul 2012 #166

I believe Duke was around first. xmas74 Jul 2012 #167

Well done. killbotfactory Jul 2012 #168

we're mad and we won't teatake it anymore flamingdem Jul 2012 #171

I love that motherfucking tellemhowtheboreeatsthecabbage fucker! lonestarnot Jul 2012 #172

Talk about kicking ass!!! B Calm Jul 2012 #173

Love it! Catherine Vincent Jul 2012 #177

Oh hell ... It's the mother of all beatdowns .... Trajan Jul 2012 #179

This is excellent!!! gopiscrap Jul 2012 #181

One less meth lab to worry about. Frank Cannon Jul 2012 #183

Best thing I've read all week. n/t FourScore Jul 2012 #186

Do it, pal. caseymoz Jul 2012 #187

harsh -- but well-deserved. those people are so surprised when their business goes bust that HiPointDem Jul 2012 #189

TEABILLY FUCKSTICKS!!!!!!! PossumSqueezins Jul 2012 #190

Dutchess is smokin' like Jack Dempsey... VOX Jul 2012 #191

...Is He Serious? Peaceful Protester Jul 2012 #192

Made my day! RegieRocker Jul 2012 #193

Duchess St. Rollins rocks! lunatica Jul 2012 #194

Thats absolutely epic! Firebrand Gary Jul 2012 #195

That's fantastic. Unfortunately, if that were posted here, someone would alert on it as being MADem Jul 2012 #196

Best "rant-tort" I have read in a very long time! :) nt Javaman Jul 2012 #197

I said something similar to my father over a year ago. EnviroBat Jul 2012 #198

and that should be how we sweet talk them. TheKentuckian Jul 2012 #199

Teabillies. Madmiddle Jul 2012 #200

This Teabrained douche says it all... VPStoltz Jul 2012 #202

bed-pissing rednecks... emald Jul 2012 #205

Quite, well, unfortunate, I'll say, that Duchess Bertha Venation Jul 2012 #206

It is a thing of beauty Blue Owl Jul 2012 #211

Just wait teabag idiot CountAllVotes Jul 2012 #213

He owns his car and house, those are assets. He can't get food stamps without agreeing to pay back. freshwest Jul 2012 #223

I have five dollars that says nichomachus Jul 2012 #214

I just facebooked the Duchess a link, duhneece Jul 2012 #215

Count me as a fan!!!! B Calm Jul 2012 #224

This is enough my2sense Jul 2012 #219

WELL SAID Skittles Jul 2012 #225

"tens of thousands of ballots are likely to be disqualified" in the key swing-state, once again, midnight Jul 2012 #226

An excellent response burnsei sensei Jul 2012 #227

Five Hundred Recs!! That is some righteous indignation right there. nolabear Jul 2012 #228

Awesome response - dead on! k&r polichick Jul 2012 #229

I love it! MatthewStLouis Jul 2012 #230

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