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24. President Costanza ??

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 05:08 PM

Apr 2018

Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

Donald Costanza: Who said that?

Mr. Lippman: She did.

Donald Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

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LOL! Cheeto's love child was with a housekeeper. Can't make this sh*t up! [View all] fleur-de-lisa Apr 2018 OP

"Only the little people pay child support" brooklynite Apr 2018 #1

Do you to have a link stating he failed to do that or are you basing that cstanleytech Apr 2018 #41

Pretty safe assumption, I'd bet. paleotn Apr 2018 #67

Oh I am not going to argue with you there as he does have a habit of weaseling out. cstanleytech Apr 2018 #78

Didn't Arnold do the same thing? n/t rzemanfl Apr 2018 #2

Yes he did. fleur-de-lisa Apr 2018 #4

Yes. greatauntoftriplets Apr 2018 #7

Thanks GAT. n/t rzemanfl Apr 2018 #8

You're welcome. greatauntoftriplets Apr 2018 #9

Yes, and I think AS maintains a relationship with the child. Not sure about Trump. dameatball Apr 2018 #11

Maria left, let's see if Melania stays. sarcasmo Apr 2018 #19

Probably depends on what the prenup says. cstanleytech Apr 2018 #43

Wait..how long ago was this?? dixiegrrrrl Apr 2018 #51

I read it was in the late 80's Rorey Apr 2018 #76

TFW when you have to ask which wife the president cheated on when he had a child jberryhill Apr 2018 #81

or from which country.. Historic NY Apr 2018 #88

I blame television. dixiegrrrrl Apr 2018 #94

Maria also found out by just seeing the boy grow up and start to look like Arnold JI7 Apr 2018 #89

his supporters don't care, though I'd wonder if the more racist among them MIGHT IF... hlthe2b Apr 2018 #3

Or if he'd insisted on or paid for an abortion. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2018 #6

They don't care about that. volstork Apr 2018 #48

Xtian right hates women, black and gay people equally, but if they have to they will vote for Eliot Rosewater Apr 2018 #79

Bingo LiberalLovinLug Apr 2018 #49

Since we've never even heard a rumor about DeminPennswoods Apr 2018 #62

I am hoping the kid/adult is racially mixed. IluvPitties Apr 2018 #10

can you imagine if mercuryblues Apr 2018 #12

Trumpers would declare that it proves Ilsa Apr 2018 #16

I don't hope anything bad for the supposed child (if he or she exists) LisaM Apr 2018 #55

I can guarantee it's mixed race. Half cheeto and half human. (n/t) thesquanderer Apr 2018 #60

his supporters would just call it fake news DBoon Apr 2018 #13

And that's why Dog created DNA! MoonRiver Apr 2018 #15

DNA test labs are part of the deep state conspiracy DBoon Apr 2018 #26

Well, ok then. MoonRiver Apr 2018 #65

It's called "pulling a Schwarzenegger". NightWatcher Apr 2018 #5

LOL! calimary Apr 2018 #21

Following in the all-American tradition of Strom Thurmond? hatrack Apr 2018 #14

Look how well it all worked out for Arnold Scwartznegger. marble falls Apr 2018 #17

It actually worked out fine for him DBoon Apr 2018 #28

And he lost a pile to Maria, isn't office and has made only crap movies since. marble falls Apr 2018 #31

Makes sense. askyagerz Apr 2018 #18

I'm sorry, but the proper phrase is: fleur-de-lisa Apr 2018 #20

Dumbest phrase ever... askyagerz Apr 2018 #34

No he was comparing the mercuryblues Apr 2018 #61

I know what he meant but he phrased it wrong askyagerz Apr 2018 #68

This explains Mike Pence. n/t Yavin4 Apr 2018 #44

"As always, the most unbelievable part of the story is that Trump actually paid someone." fleur-de-lisa Apr 2018 #22

Well, it was probably Cohen who actually paid her FakeNoose Apr 2018 #47

Wonder if his supporters are worrying about housekeeper's skin tone JDC Apr 2018 #23

judging from trumps history.... getagrip_already Apr 2018 #27

Irish is okay.... many have blue eyes and blonde hair. magicarpet Apr 2018 #39

You are probably right. JDC Apr 2018 #59

If it's this lady (in linked story) then she's formerly from Poland FakeNoose Apr 2018 #54

Interesting. Thanks. JDC Apr 2018 #58

President Costanza ?? KTM Apr 2018 #24

Ha ha ha! fleur-de-lisa Apr 2018 #29

Maybe she got a raise, too. DeminPennswoods Apr 2018 #63

LOL, LOVE that scene Skittles Apr 2018 #86

Another mulligan coming. nt Lucky Luciano Apr 2018 #25

That's his name lame54 Apr 2018 #32

Just like Arnold. SHRED Apr 2018 #30

Love Child, the Supremes... CTyankee Apr 2018 #33

Imagine how many reporters are on the trail of this one. Vinca Apr 2018 #35

Poor kid. BHDem53 Apr 2018 #36

Oh I do hope she comes forward. nolabear Apr 2018 #37

I would not be shocked if... Alwaysna Apr 2018 #38

Anyone wanna take bets on which televangelist says Trump was just bringing her to the Lord Bucky Apr 2018 #40

.... Kingofalldems Apr 2018 #42

Holy Crap... that is hilarious! Chakaconcarne Apr 2018 #46

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! malaise Apr 2018 #53

This is why I love DU. xxqqqzme Apr 2018 #57

THIS IS NOT RIGHT !!! lol uponit7771 Apr 2018 #70

I'm DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tatiana Apr 2018 #73

Is this a joke? Chakaconcarne Apr 2018 #45

Poor kid is having the worst day LittleGirl Apr 2018 #50

The doorman isnt that reliable Major Nikon Apr 2018 #52

Yep jberryhill Apr 2018 #83

Could be one of the many reasons revmclaren Apr 2018 #56

Kid wouldnt be a child for quite some time now. jberryhill Apr 2018 #84

I've always been attracted to cleaning women cungar2000 Apr 2018 #64

Did it turn out better than Jr. and Eric? underpants Apr 2018 #66

Red Don is shameless, he'd choke the child to death in the middle of Time Square then blame Obama uponit7771 Apr 2018 #69

It's funny shanti Apr 2018 #71

Might as well throw this into the madness Izzy Blue Apr 2018 #72

This message was self-deleted by its author MrsCoffee Apr 2018 #92

Does this child qualify for Secret Service Protection? grantcart Apr 2018 #74

Maybe he's in Russia as a hostage/for blackmail.-nt poboy2 Apr 2018 #75

Whatever the situation isn't the Secret Service required to get to the bottom of this. grantcart Apr 2018 #77

TRUE! That is actually true...and IF true... lulz-nt poboy2 Apr 2018 #80

Yes but only Secret Secret Service Protection jberryhill Apr 2018 #85

Shades of Arnold Schwarzenegger! dlk Apr 2018 #82

Miss Housekeeping? kskiska Apr 2018 #87

Zero evidence of this being true by the way oberliner Apr 2018 #90

Well the guy did supposedly pass a polygraph test, lol. MrsCoffee Apr 2018 #93

Wow, Trump was cheating on Ivana and Marla at the same time. no_hypocrisy Apr 2018 #91