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11. It's time for a Biblical plague -- frogs in the bedroom!

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 02:06 PM

Jul 2012

"This is what the great LORD says: Let my people go, so that they may worship me. If you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs. The Nile will teem with frogs. They will come up into your palace and your bedroom and onto your bed, into the houses of your officials and on your people, and into your ovens and kneading troughs. The frogs will go up on you and your people and all your officials."

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Pastor: Kermit deserves �death penalty� for taking �sodomy route� [View all] LynneSin Jul 2012 OP

Doc Hopper, is that you? Tommy_Carcetti Jul 2012 #1

Kevin Swanson obviously has a hand puppet fixation. Just saying. Lint Head Jul 2012 #2

Something about putting his hand up someone's ass... n/t backscatter712 Jul 2012 #18

Miss Piggy on a bun would also violate the Levitical laws. mysuzuki2 Jul 2012 #3

Yes it would, for you shall not eat wild animals nadinbrzezinski Jul 2012 #5

What about that whole Sodom and Gomorrah thing? Just saying. SlimJimmy Jul 2012 #21

Many scholars believe that the story of Sodom and Gomorrah is a warning against inhospitality yardwork Aug 2012 #49

I read your link and several others that say that inhospitaity was the reason for the SlimJimmy Aug 2012 #53

Wouldn't a frog be considered a creature from the seas without scales? LynneSin Jul 2012 #8

Here s the one I am thinking off. nadinbrzezinski Jul 2012 #23

Swanson is one of the voices of mainstream religion.... Bluenorthwest Jul 2012 #4

Kevin Swanson is not one of the voices of mainstream religion XemaSab Jul 2012 #28

Huge Church, large radio following, tied to a denomination with all the bells and whistles.... Bluenorthwest Aug 2012 #47

Rick Warren is way more mainstream XemaSab Aug 2012 #48

I don't suppose we can get 'The Death Penalty" for... 99Forever Jul 2012 #6

I can't stop laughing cali Jul 2012 #7

Are you SURE this isn't sourced from the Onion? bullwinkle428 Jul 2012 #9

It's not XemaSab Jul 2012 #30

It isn't easy being Green cthulu2016 Jul 2012 #10

Duzy! FSogol Aug 2012 #45

It's time for a Biblical plague -- frogs in the bedroom! starroute Jul 2012 #11

This just in - Jesus has quit! Initech Jul 2012 #12

Ain't no brains on that planet! Send it back to the drawing board. "If" LGBT RKP5637 Jul 2012 #29

Ladeeeez and gennulmen, Mister Spike Jones! hifiguy Jul 2012 #13

If this guy's seriously worried about puppet sodomy KamaAina Jul 2012 #14

I told them... Jeff In Milwaukee Jul 2012 #16

Sounds Like this asshole needs to get a visit from Harry slampoet Jul 2012 #15

what's next? Will Chick-fil-A hunt down Big Bird ? KurtNYC Jul 2012 #17

These people are truly mentally ill. Disturbing the violence closeupready Jul 2012 #19

I'll see you in hell Kermit! Ganja Ninja Jul 2012 #20

god, I love this thread. cali Jul 2012 #22

Attn: America's children. Muppets or Christianity. Choose right now. n/t dimbear Jul 2012 #24

Don't worry Kermie. I'll never desert you. We have a Rainbow Connection. nolabear Jul 2012 #25

Why is it gay? Confusious Jul 2012 #39

Both rainbows and Debbie Harry are gay icons. yardwork Aug 2012 #50

All thise scandal of kids being abused OverseaVisitor Jul 2012 #26

Gays = pedophiles XemaSab Jul 2012 #31

Kermit did what? undeterred Jul 2012 #27

He is sentence to death OverseaVisitor Jul 2012 #35

He watched the whole thing jberryhill Jul 2012 #38

Oh thats funny. undeterred Aug 2012 #41

These folks have some really serious mental issues to say the least. n/t RKP5637 Jul 2012 #32

I think I understand. Kermit does engage in interspecies sex. n/t vaberella Jul 2012 #33

Kevin Swanson is an odious patriarchal freak XemaSab Jul 2012 #34

OMG - yuck! LibertyLover Aug 2012 #43

Freddie Blassie's classic "Pencil Neck Geek" hifiguy Aug 2012 #54

This smacks of the whole Teletubbies gay purse-carrying thing. kestrel91316 Jul 2012 #36

Hey, that's a private matter between him and Miss Piggy jberryhill Jul 2012 #37

Kermit is all powerful. Be afraid of the green frog with the porky pinky. nt DCKit Aug 2012 #40

I like that he thinks there were no gay people (except "here and there") from 350 to 1850. NYC Liberal Aug 2012 #42

I thought this was the Onion -- I swear obamanut2012 Aug 2012 #44

Hey, if he wants to eat a felt puppet on a bun, I say let him. tanyev Aug 2012 #46

Oh WTF??? Who stuck their hand up that false puppet prophet??? lunasun Aug 2012 #51

Nice he is advocating the death penalty for gays... Kalidurga Aug 2012 #52

They seem to have forgotten that the Romans executed/crucified Christians back in the day. Bake Aug 2012 #55