The Sad Story of Citizen trump [View all]
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This is the story of a boy, donald j. trump. So sad a story that you are advised to get some tissues for this tale to be told. He was a boy without love. All he ever wanted was to be loved. As he grew older this need warped him into demanding that others worshiped him, thinking that this equaled love.
Boy donald, learned early on, to bully his family. He was sent away to a military themed school to straighten out the wayward youth. He learned nothing worthwhile at his school, in fact his negative instincts were refined under the authoritarian environment.
trump was embarrassed by his family and the Queens neighborhood where he was raised. After all, Queens, to this day, is the poor, uncouth cousin to the borough, of Manhattan. To boot, his mother was a immigrant who was a maid and spoke little English and his father was a slum landlord. His family had some money, but no class. This fact was anathema to boy trump. donald knew if he were to to ever be accepted by the top society folks, he would have to make it in Manhattan. .... and that is something he never accomplished. The socialites, artists, shakers and makers all turned their noses up at trump. After all, all he had to offer was money and fibs. Once again, love unattainable.
The story does not end 'happily ever after.' He became pres with the love of all the miscreants society had to offer, all the folks he so despises. The poor, poor, boy .... fuck him.
Didn't anyone tell trump, "money can't buy me love."