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smirkymonkey

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15. I think that is the most likely reason for her absence.
Fri Jun 1, 2018, 10:17 AM
Jun 2018

I don't know why, but it just seems more likely than plastic surgery. I don't know how anyone could spend more than five minutes with that pig and not want to shoot themselves.

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Malania does not seem the type for a jog in the woods or a walk in nature. IMHO riversedge Jun 2018 #1
Neither does Cheeto. Tipperary Jun 2018 #2
So the mannequin is not operational dalton99a Jun 2018 #3
Last known sighting? n/t Orsino Jun 2018 #4
22 days ago DesertRat Jun 2018 #18
And the lighting there makes her look (more) like a cardboard cut-out. n/t Orsino Jun 2018 #19
or a robot? DesertRat Jun 2018 #21
Its almost like she is hiding something or something odd is up. sunonmars Jun 2018 #5
I'm actually kind of worried about her. smirkymonkey Jun 2018 #6
I doubt it's plastic surgery Phentex Jun 2018 #7
She could remain out of the public eye at Camp David Tom Rinaldo Jun 2018 #10
but that's where the souce of her stress will be... Phentex Jun 2018 #11
We've made fun of her before for standing by POTUS... Orsino Jun 2018 #20
I'm thinking mental breakdown. leftyladyfrommo Jun 2018 #8
I think that is the most likely reason for her absence. smirkymonkey Jun 2018 #15
I'm not worried, but not buying kidney or plastic surgery. Luz Jun 2018 #9
All likely options. Like you, I am not buying the "official" story. smirkymonkey Jun 2018 #16
She's on Summer Break Stallion Jun 2018 #12
I am wondering if she had to have a hysterectomy. I would not have wanted to discuss it, if so. Shrike47 Jun 2018 #13
republicans ponder Stormy thang for Melanie* Achilleaze Jun 2018 #14
"Plastic Flowers In The Attic"? "Whatever Happened To Baby Insane?"? hatrack Jun 2018 #17
He has company: demmiblue Jun 2018 #22
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