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Warren DeMontague

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18. STOP equating Rick Santorum with shit-laden anal lube! Please!!!

Mon Jan 2, 2012, 09:00 PM

Jan 2012

Seriously. Every time we imply that Rick Santorum's last name can be used as a euphemism for foamy, shit-laden anal lube, we debase ourselves. Reminding people that, on the internet, Santorum can mean lube combined with feces may be amusing and smirk-worthy, but really, the "Santorum means shit-filled ass lube" meme has been repeated for years, and the idea that Santorum's name is slang for frothy feces and lube hasn't stopped values-conscious GOP primary voters from taking another look at the guy.

So please. Stop saying that "Santorum means frothy feces-filled lubricant", especially on the internet, where those hurtful words can be picked up and further spread by search engines.

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"Santorum Salad" added to restaurant menu. No, this is not a joke. [View all] RandySF Jan 2012 OP

With a side of freedom fries? AtomicKitten Jan 2012 #1

Or Shit Stew? titaniumsalute Jan 2012 #20

the health department needs to look into that Motown_Johnny Jan 2012 #2

Well...next time I'm up for a nice, frothy salad, I'll know where to go! Systematic Chaos Jan 2012 #3

I hear the frothed Tahini is marvelous. nt napoleon_in_rags Jan 2012 #4

uh... hold the special sauce on that order SixthSense Jan 2012 #5

i guess they don't have the Google Enrique Jan 2012 #6

It's only a chicken salad if the patron has previously eaten the chicken. Morning Dew Jan 2012 #7

A 'tossed salad' I assume? Gidney N Cloyd Jan 2012 #8

Damn, you went there first. arbusto_baboso Jan 2012 #43

I hear Chris Rock saying "Toss my salad" in my head.... Edweird Jan 2012 #9

Is the dressing made out of a frothy mixture? Initech Jan 2012 #10

some people do put nuts in their salad, I guess. n/t 2pooped2pop Jan 2012 #11

santorum = chicken?? Angry Dragon Jan 2012 #12

I could add a few responses, but Chipper Chat Jan 2012 #13

This may be the funniest thing I've ever read. zappaman Jan 2012 #14

Hold the dressing--please! meow2u3 Jan 2012 #15

I do not want santorum tossed salad....nt Evasporque Jan 2012 #16

A frothy salad? Lint Head Jan 2012 #17

STOP equating Rick Santorum with shit-laden anal lube! Please!!! Warren DeMontague Jan 2012 #18

well done. dionysus Jan 2012 #21

+1 for very search-engine perfect content! ;) moriah Jan 2012 #23

lol nt BootinUp Jan 2012 #25

Forget your sarcasm thingee? Bohunk68 Jan 2012 #32

Hahaha with your sig line AtheistCrusader Jan 2012 #36

People who would tend to support Santorum will do so regardless of what we say or do Hugabear Jan 2012 #39

yes, but do we really need to keep saying that "Santorum means feces filled lubricant"? Warren DeMontague Jan 2012 #52

Well, it is immature and gross... Hugabear Jan 2012 #60

This forum's appetite for Santorum knows no satiety! kenny blankenship Jan 2012 #19

Does it smell like ass? nt bluestate10 Jan 2012 #22

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. ClassWarrior Jan 2012 #24

"That's not French dressing. . . it's Greek!" Codeine Jan 2012 #26

* Warren DeMontague Jan 2012 #29

!!! guitar man Jan 2012 #58

"Waiter, there's brown frothy stuff in my salad!" AnnieBW Jan 2012 #27

Soup of the Day! ThoughtCriminal Jan 2012 #28

There have to be some Boone IA teenagers who will have fun with this CatholicEdHead Jan 2012 #30

Population is unchanged there since 1920 oberliner Jan 2012 #48

Beats "do you have Prince Albert in a can?" all to hell JHB Jan 2012 #51

If you think that's bad don't try the Squirrel a la Trump either! Fearless Jan 2012 #31

What is it with DU and frothy mixtures Rex Jan 2012 #33

Does it come with Frothy Sauce? HopeHoops Jan 2012 #34

It looks like they left out the nuts. GoCubsGo Jan 2012 #35

That's on the Michelle Bachmann Special. nt msanthrope Jan 2012 #47

I figured all the candidate dishes had nuts in 'em. n/t GoCubsGo Jan 2012 #53

You mean the Marcus Bachmann Special itsrobert Jan 2012 #55

I thought it appropriate that it was a chicken salad. Cleita Jan 2012 #37

That took some spunk! Tom Ripley Jan 2012 #38

I hope that comes with plenty of napkins and Handi-Wipes. 11 Bravo Jan 2012 #40

I heard they also have a Santorum desert. A Baby Ruth bar with a whipped cream topping. Erose999 Jan 2012 #41

Is The Pizza Ranch one of those fancy places where the waiter brings a pepper mill? bluedigger Jan 2012 #42

pizza ranch is a chain that is growing around here and supposedly with close ties dembotoz Jan 2012 #44

Nobody google "spreading santorum pizza ranch salad." Just don't. nt msanthrope Jan 2012 #45

Interesting, but I have a question. MilesColtrane Jan 2012 #46

Theres a "Pizza Farm" in my hometown. They say its good but I've never been. Erose999 Jan 2012 #49

If you go, don't miss the Sausage Silo. MilesColtrane Jan 2012 #50

Watch out for the croutons. AzDar Jan 2012 #54

no dressing for me then, thanks. yurbud Jan 2012 #56

There goes my appetite for dinner! LongTomH Jan 2012 #57

My my guitar man Jan 2012 #59

Has someone update the relevant Wikipedia articles to reflect this historic endorsement? nt msanthrope Jan 2012 #61