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(4,858 posts) Tue Jul 3, 2018, 03:56 PM Jul 2018

Does everyone have their orders for tomorrow...? [View all]

...not, of course, that there's anything to have "orders" about...of course not. And by the way:

1. The tiger lilies are in bloom. Repeat: the tiger lilies are in bloom.

2. No wife, no horse, no moustache.

3. Maryland is a nice state. But Delaware has better beaches.

Everyone ignore this message. Just another crazy DUer rambling on about nothing at all. Have a Happy Fourth...

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Does everyone have their orders for tomorrow...? [View all] First Speaker Jul 2018 OP

The seagull flies at midnight. dhol82 Jul 2018 #1

thanks for the heads up 0rganism Jul 2018 #2

The dead dog barks backwards. Aristus Jul 2018 #3

lol Demovictory9 Jul 2018 #13

Should I bring the potato salad or the hot dog buns? The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2018 #4

check from george has not arrived yet.....the tailgate is on hold repeat the tailgate is on hold dembotoz Jul 2018 #14

Live a little...bring potato buns or hot dog salad! Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #28

Potato buns are really good jmowreader Jul 2018 #38

The hot dog buns treestar Jul 2018 #67

Bring buns--we might capture some brats......... lastlib Jul 2018 #91

HEY! I know you meant to post this in the secret forum, Croney Jul 2018 #5

my taco truck is ready to go lapfog_1 Jul 2018 #6

It's not the heat but the humidity mcar Jul 2018 #7

But it's a dry heat shanti Jul 2018 #32

A dry heat feels less hot mcar Jul 2018 #33

Agreed. shanti Jul 2018 #51

A blast furnace is also a dry heat. Homer Wells Jul 2018 #58

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? Glorfindel Jul 2018 #8

The chair is against the wall. Va Lefty Jul 2018 #9

Oh, jeez, I forgot it's the day we're supposed to be starting a civil war. Vinca Jul 2018 #10

If you have the potato salad ready to go, I'll bring the hot dog buns. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2018 #12

Raisins in potato salad? Dear Lord, is NOTHING sacred? Glorfindel Jul 2018 #20

Roger. Nt NCTraveler Jul 2018 #11

Calla lilies, not tiger lilies. Sanity Claws Jul 2018 #15

+1. nt Honeycombe8 Jul 2018 #37

That was perceived as being a bit too obvious... First Speaker Jul 2018 #49

The Wind is in the Sherman A1 Jul 2018 #16

Hahaha Crutchez_CuiBono Jul 2018 #79

Sorry everyone, think it needs to be canceled.... Xolodno Jul 2018 #17

Wounds my heart with a monotonous langour Warren_Pointe Jul 2018 #18

Well, SOMEbody Better Show Up Leith Jul 2018 #19

I have the potato salad Gothmog Jul 2018 #22

No Raisins!! Leith Jul 2018 #26

Leith, here's what you do jmowreader Jul 2018 #41

You're Trying to Win Me Over with Logic and Good Sense Leith Jul 2018 #88

Special order 154674398-ACF specifically bluecollar2 Jul 2018 #24

Aww... Man! Leith Jul 2018 #29

Fortunately you are welcome to attend. bluecollar2 Jul 2018 #31

What about sandwiches? Gothmog Jul 2018 #86

Yeah Gothmog Jul 2018 #89

The alligators are ready Gothmog Jul 2018 #21

I'll bring the pikes and halberds. trof Jul 2018 #23

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen. smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #25

Wo ist deine Wurst? Sanity Claws Jul 2018 #46

Ja, es ist sehr gemtlich dort! smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #71

Mental picture. Squinch Jul 2018 #53

Actually, that is from Top Secret! smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #72

Le chevalier frappe a minuit gratuitous Jul 2018 #27

SNAFU here! Coventina Jul 2018 #30

The mustard's not yellow, it's chicken Donkees Jul 2018 #34

I thought it was the pump that don't work. Don't buy no-dose. yardwork Jul 2018 #44

Don't buy bow tie pasta. Carry a trench coat when you bring the lettuce. Donkees Jul 2018 #47

Leave the gummi bears on the stairs. yardwork Jul 2018 #54

The salmon are running on the escalators Donkees Jul 2018 #61

I plan to wake in a field of donkeys... Phentex Jul 2018 #35

Roger that Donkees Jul 2018 #48

I'm sleeping in. -nt CrispyQ Jul 2018 #36

Acknowledged... infinite_wisdom Jul 2018 #39

Eggs Benedict for breakfast? uppityperson Jul 2018 #74

We may have to wait until after brunch infinite_wisdom Jul 2018 #81

Rain here. Yay! We need it. Kajun Gal Jul 2018 #40

Be sure to bring your stash of Soros currency DesertRat Jul 2018 #42

Stick to the road and stay off the moors. (I'm the one in the hat....) Honeycombe8 Jul 2018 #43

I'm bringing a keg of Bud and a door buzzard. jmowreader Jul 2018 #45

Is the door buzzard off duty for the day? yardwork Jul 2018 #55

Of course. jmowreader Jul 2018 #57

I have to bow out ellie Jul 2018 #50

I've got my musket!! Clarity2 Jul 2018 #52

I believe I've got mine down pat. Brother Buzz Jul 2018 #56

Someone please tell me what kind of pickles to bring! backtoblue Jul 2018 #59

Dammit, I missed it! Wounded Bear Jul 2018 #60

I'd like to help............. MyOwnPeace Jul 2018 #63

The trumpaboon has left the cage. Eko Jul 2018 #62

Sorry to rain on your parade, but Ferrets are Cool Jul 2018 #64

Got my Potluck List right here... catbyte Jul 2018 #65

Can I bring my Union Jack flag? HipChick Jul 2018 #66

This could be the day for Her Majesty treestar Jul 2018 #68

You know. ...I'm going to have to post that... HipChick Jul 2018 #75

Hell, yeah! catbyte Jul 2018 #69

The pikes must be together at the rising of the moon. TomSlick Jul 2018 #70

Hahaha Crutchez_CuiBono Jul 2018 #77

But whistling up a marching tune seems kinda right-wing Jim Lane Jul 2018 #82

John has small hands. mwooldri Jul 2018 #73

I received the message and reply... Crutchez_CuiBono Jul 2018 #76

I'll bring the 'potato salad' applegrove Jul 2018 #78

The significant owl hoots in the night Hekate Jul 2018 #80

I wanna fly a black helicopter. (n/t) Jim Lane Jul 2018 #83

I'm bringing gallons of blueclaw crabs Tucker08087 Jul 2018 #84

For this thread Gothmog Jul 2018 #85

aww hell ... and I was up all night cleaning and loading dweller Jul 2018 #90

Trump's crack troops Gothmog Jul 2018 #87