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Tucker08087

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84. I'm bringing gallons of blueclaw crabs

Wed Jul 4, 2018, 01:52 AM

Jul 2018

Directly from the Barnegat Bay in NJ. They are alive, the are angry (I think they’re republicans. They’re ALWAYS angry.) They are ready to fight. A few have (I’m sorry to say) torn the famed blue claw from an adversary for no good reason that I can see (other than the fact that they’re republicans.) They don’t care whose side they are on. They just want “theirs.” (Repub...)
I’m telling you, with about 20 other people to dump the crabs on a hill toward our adversaries, this will be over in 15 minutes. I’ve never seems comical screaming and running quite like what happens when a manly man is attacked by blue claws! Shoot them? Hardly a solid plan. That claw is attached somewhere very near and dear to you and it’s not letting go. Count yourself lucky if it’s your nose or toes!
Afterward, I know they are expensive, but they live with us in relative harmony, so I’d like to release them back to the bay, rather the “include” them in our picnic.

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The seagull flies at midnight. dhol82 Jul 2018 #1

thanks for the heads up 0rganism Jul 2018 #2

The dead dog barks backwards. Aristus Jul 2018 #3

lol Demovictory9 Jul 2018 #13

Should I bring the potato salad or the hot dog buns? The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2018 #4

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Live a little...bring potato buns or hot dog salad! Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #28

Potato buns are really good jmowreader Jul 2018 #38

The hot dog buns treestar Jul 2018 #67

Bring buns--we might capture some brats......... lastlib Jul 2018 #91

HEY! I know you meant to post this in the secret forum, Croney Jul 2018 #5

my taco truck is ready to go lapfog_1 Jul 2018 #6

It's not the heat but the humidity mcar Jul 2018 #7

But it's a dry heat shanti Jul 2018 #32

A dry heat feels less hot mcar Jul 2018 #33

Agreed. shanti Jul 2018 #51

A blast furnace is also a dry heat. Homer Wells Jul 2018 #58

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? Glorfindel Jul 2018 #8

The chair is against the wall. Va Lefty Jul 2018 #9

Oh, jeez, I forgot it's the day we're supposed to be starting a civil war. Vinca Jul 2018 #10

If you have the potato salad ready to go, I'll bring the hot dog buns. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2018 #12

Raisins in potato salad? Dear Lord, is NOTHING sacred? Glorfindel Jul 2018 #20

Roger. Nt NCTraveler Jul 2018 #11

Calla lilies, not tiger lilies. Sanity Claws Jul 2018 #15

+1. nt Honeycombe8 Jul 2018 #37

That was perceived as being a bit too obvious... First Speaker Jul 2018 #49

The Wind is in the Sherman A1 Jul 2018 #16

Hahaha Crutchez_CuiBono Jul 2018 #79

Sorry everyone, think it needs to be canceled.... Xolodno Jul 2018 #17

Wounds my heart with a monotonous langour Warren_Pointe Jul 2018 #18

Well, SOMEbody Better Show Up Leith Jul 2018 #19

I have the potato salad Gothmog Jul 2018 #22

No Raisins!! Leith Jul 2018 #26

Leith, here's what you do jmowreader Jul 2018 #41

You're Trying to Win Me Over with Logic and Good Sense Leith Jul 2018 #88

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Aww... Man! Leith Jul 2018 #29

Fortunately you are welcome to attend. bluecollar2 Jul 2018 #31

What about sandwiches? Gothmog Jul 2018 #86

Yeah Gothmog Jul 2018 #89

The alligators are ready Gothmog Jul 2018 #21

I'll bring the pikes and halberds. trof Jul 2018 #23

Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen. smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #25

Wo ist deine Wurst? Sanity Claws Jul 2018 #46

Ja, es ist sehr gemtlich dort! smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #71

Mental picture. Squinch Jul 2018 #53

Actually, that is from Top Secret! smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #72

Le chevalier frappe a minuit gratuitous Jul 2018 #27

SNAFU here! Coventina Jul 2018 #30

The mustard's not yellow, it's chicken Donkees Jul 2018 #34

I thought it was the pump that don't work. Don't buy no-dose. yardwork Jul 2018 #44

Don't buy bow tie pasta. Carry a trench coat when you bring the lettuce. Donkees Jul 2018 #47

Leave the gummi bears on the stairs. yardwork Jul 2018 #54

The salmon are running on the escalators Donkees Jul 2018 #61

I plan to wake in a field of donkeys... Phentex Jul 2018 #35

Roger that Donkees Jul 2018 #48

I'm sleeping in. -nt CrispyQ Jul 2018 #36

Acknowledged... infinite_wisdom Jul 2018 #39

Eggs Benedict for breakfast? uppityperson Jul 2018 #74

We may have to wait until after brunch infinite_wisdom Jul 2018 #81

Rain here. Yay! We need it. Kajun Gal Jul 2018 #40

Be sure to bring your stash of Soros currency DesertRat Jul 2018 #42

Stick to the road and stay off the moors. (I'm the one in the hat....) Honeycombe8 Jul 2018 #43

I'm bringing a keg of Bud and a door buzzard. jmowreader Jul 2018 #45

Is the door buzzard off duty for the day? yardwork Jul 2018 #55

Of course. jmowreader Jul 2018 #57

I have to bow out ellie Jul 2018 #50

I've got my musket!! Clarity2 Jul 2018 #52

I believe I've got mine down pat. Brother Buzz Jul 2018 #56

Someone please tell me what kind of pickles to bring! backtoblue Jul 2018 #59

Dammit, I missed it! Wounded Bear Jul 2018 #60

I'd like to help............. MyOwnPeace Jul 2018 #63

The trumpaboon has left the cage. Eko Jul 2018 #62

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Got my Potluck List right here... catbyte Jul 2018 #65

Can I bring my Union Jack flag? HipChick Jul 2018 #66

This could be the day for Her Majesty treestar Jul 2018 #68

You know. ...I'm going to have to post that... HipChick Jul 2018 #75

Hell, yeah! catbyte Jul 2018 #69

The pikes must be together at the rising of the moon. TomSlick Jul 2018 #70

Hahaha Crutchez_CuiBono Jul 2018 #77

But whistling up a marching tune seems kinda right-wing Jim Lane Jul 2018 #82

John has small hands. mwooldri Jul 2018 #73

I received the message and reply... Crutchez_CuiBono Jul 2018 #76

I'll bring the 'potato salad' applegrove Jul 2018 #78

The significant owl hoots in the night Hekate Jul 2018 #80

I wanna fly a black helicopter. (n/t) Jim Lane Jul 2018 #83

I'm bringing gallons of blueclaw crabs Tucker08087 Jul 2018 #84

For this thread Gothmog Jul 2018 #85

aww hell ... and I was up all night cleaning and loading dweller Jul 2018 #90

Trump's crack troops Gothmog Jul 2018 #87