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Miles Archer

(24,387 posts)
Fri Jul 13, 2018, 10:22 PM Jul 2018

NO golden carriage ride, a BIG orange blimp, and 12 indictments. Another "please stop winning" day. [View all]

He's gotta be in a state of rage tonight, folks.

He had to serve up a half-baked "apology" (more of an "I didn't say that, it was fake news reporting," even though it was on tape) to Theresa May.

He DID NOT get to ride in the golden carriage. He had a 20 minute tea time and photo op with the Queen. Hell, that's barely enough time to finish a bloody scone!

AND he stepped right in front of her and stopped on a dime while the cameras were rolling.

AND there were 12 indictments and EVERYONE is dragging up the "Russia, if you're listening" clip.

AND, if he goes behind closed doors and there is NOT A PUBLIC RECORD of him spanking Putin's ass instead of kissing it, that plane ride home on Air Force One will be the equivalent of a perp walk.

Once again...PLEASE, MISTER PRESIDENT, STOP WINNING SO MUCH!



BONUS POINTS: Kim went to a fucking potato farm instead of meeting with Pompeo.

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He had to go to Scotland to get fox on cable... Crutchez_CuiBono Jul 2018 #1
You are assuming that he has normal, human feelings. BigmanPigman Jul 2018 #2
+1000 smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #10
If I figure out how to do it without having to get a lobotomy BigmanPigman Jul 2018 #12
I'm beginning to think that a lobotomy is the easier way out. smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #15
Agree with serious personality disorder, too likely sociopathic Hortensis Jul 2018 #14
Smart and not as smart Americans should see that this is not the end BigmanPigman Jul 2018 #19
Dangerous in so many ways. I was just on a thread Hortensis Jul 2018 #20
He has eliminated so much in the Science and Health depts. BigmanPigman Jul 2018 #21
Yes. At least the rest of the planet is continuing Hortensis Jul 2018 #22
I hope they at least had a coloring book and some crayons for the plane ride The Genealogist Jul 2018 #3
The Queen did the minimum. madaboutharry Jul 2018 #4
and he still screwed it up underpants Jul 2018 #8
That Stupid Head Of His Is Ready To Pop Grassy Knoll Jul 2018 #5
Oh Wow.. That's we Got! Fuck. Potato Farm.. Cha Jul 2018 #13
Did the Queen even let him in her house? OK palace. GulfCoast66 Jul 2018 #6
Plus he showed up 12 minutes late. dixiegrrrrl Jul 2018 #7
Trump is actually right about something. Initech Jul 2018 #9
BBC Newsnight set it to Lou Reed's "A Perfect Day" muriel_volestrangler Jul 2018 #11
Genius. Miles Archer Jul 2018 #18
Add to that a toe-curlingly embarrassing presser. BritVic Jul 2018 #16
Royal family was right- "The Queen doesn't tarry fools" fools get the minimum. Sunlei Jul 2018 #17
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