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Yonnie3

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10. Muelleritis n/t

Reply to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Fri Jul 27, 2018, 10:53 PM

Jul 2018

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Help Me Think of an Ailment for the Rump to Contract [View all] ProudLib72 Jul 2018 OP

Prostate cancer to start. MrsCoffee Jul 2018 #1

Yes, it should be protracted and excruciating ProudLib72 Jul 2018 #8

Grand mal seizure would be nice. Kablooie Jul 2018 #2

How about - can'tliveonthisplanetanotherseconditis? 2naSalit Jul 2018 #3

I think that's what most of us have now ProudLib72 Jul 2018 #6

I think he 2naSalit Jul 2018 #11

I agree, and I hope it happens before he completely destroys the planet ProudLib72 Jul 2018 #12

No name ailment Sanity Claws Jul 2018 #4

He probably has... sheshe2 Jul 2018 #5

Tee Hee Giggle Snort.. Marie Marie Jul 2018 #24

Hey, Marie Marie. sheshe2 Jul 2018 #38

Impeachment Syndrome nt Yonnie3 Jul 2018 #7

Rigor mortis would be a good start ornotna Jul 2018 #9

I like where this is heading, Marie Marie Jul 2018 #27

Bwahahahaha sheshe2 Jul 2018 #39

Muelleritis n/t Yonnie3 Jul 2018 #10

That's the prisondential disease, right? ProudLib72 Jul 2018 #14

snort! Yonnie3 Jul 2018 #18

Bone spurs. klook Jul 2018 #13

Terminal Liaritice and Malignant Cancerous Narcissism democratisphere Jul 2018 #15

Too late, he already has that ProudLib72 Jul 2018 #20

I hope he loses his identity so he doesn't know who he's bragging about dalton99a Jul 2018 #22

He speaks of himself in the third person. sheshe2 Jul 2018 #41

A good case of shingles with residual itching. shraby Jul 2018 #16

Good one. Very painful. I think measles. notdarkyet Jul 2018 #29

Any one of these: dalton99a Jul 2018 #17

Why didn't they mention botfly larva? ProudLib72 Jul 2018 #19

Dunno. But "HUMAN BOT FLY INFESTATION, MYIASIS, OF THE SCROTUM" dalton99a Jul 2018 #21

Pyoderma gangrenosum. greatauntoftriplets Jul 2018 #23

+1. That would ruin his tremendous good looks dalton99a Jul 2018 #31

Why do you think I want him to get it? greatauntoftriplets Jul 2018 #36

Hemeroids HeiressofBickworth Jul 2018 #25

He had that wacky gastroenterologist for primary care dalton99a Jul 2018 #30

That those few remaining, overworked, long strands of hair fall out. Marie Marie Jul 2018 #26

Chronic Terminal Justice n/t Yonnie3 Jul 2018 #28

have throat ripped out by an angry vampire lady trueblue2007 Jul 2018 #32

That sounds like an Enquirer headline ProudLib72 Jul 2018 #44

each nite i ask to be vampy so i can do the job. lolol. i am into the parnormal stuff lately. trueblue2007 Jul 2018 #49

The jailhouse blues. JHB Jul 2018 #33

. dalton99a Jul 2018 #34

Ebola Luciferous Jul 2018 #35

I'd be ok with F.O.D. Disease Saboburns Jul 2018 #37

Gone-orrhea C_U_L8R Jul 2018 #40

Release the tape! ProudLib72 Jul 2018 #45

Not a disease... sheshe2 Jul 2018 #42

Mumps. His vanity would keep him away from the cameras for a month. nt Ilsa Jul 2018 #43

With all those chins Control-Z Jul 2018 #46

Anything that causes prolonged and unpredictable explosive intractable diarrhea. Laffy Kat Jul 2018 #47

Shingles, hemorrhoids, and non-specific prostatitis (n/t) Spider Jerusalem Jul 2018 #48

Repetitive stress injury WhiskeyWulf Jul 2018 #50

Why would you wish for illness and pain to befall anyone? vlyons Jul 2018 #51

He already acts as if he's got end stage, brain-eating syphillis. Vinca Jul 2018 #52

If they came out with a report that said he had end stage syphillis, I wouldn't be surprised ProudLib72 Jul 2018 #53