Broken: Donald Trump Promises Cheap USA-Made Car Soon [View all]
In a little-noticed comment during a rally yesterday in West Virginia, the President promised that soon there would be a very affordable new automobile available to American workers. Coal-powered, it will cost just under $2000 and financing will be available through a federal loan program.
The President said, "I know what you folks need - an affordable car that burns coal as fuel. That would give everyone a chance to drive a new car, made right here in the good old US of A. It's a car for ordinary working folks like you, and it will depend on a growing supply of coal mined right here in West Virginia. So, we're going to call it the...wait for it: WV FolksWagon. I just thought that up right now! Isn't that tremendous?"
Note to those who struggle with humor: This story is not true. I made it up. It's satire. OK, you can laugh now...
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