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Dave Starsky

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13. They'll have to cremate him and shoot his ashes into space.

Sun Aug 26, 2018, 11:06 AM

Aug 2018

There is not a single location on this planet where that grave won't be repeatedly defiled, defaced, and/or destroyed.

Even if they buried him at sea over the Marianas Trench, I would personally rent James Cameron's submersible to descend the dark depths and dump a large drum of my stored-up bodily waste upon his bloated orange carcass. I know that's expensive, but I could start a Gofundme for this project and it would be fully funded in minutes. The National Geographic Channel could even run it live, and it would generate ratings the likes of which this world has never seen.

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As I'm reading the tributes to John McCain, I'm imagining what will be written about trump* [View all] Siwsan Aug 2018 OP

He has to know mainstreetonce Aug 2018 #1

I seriously don't think he does realize how much he is reviled Siwsan Aug 2018 #3

Maybe he does PJMcK Aug 2018 #7

You are probably right Siwsan Aug 2018 #8

I think he learn as a child but developed mechanisms to cope which made him even worse. nt Snotcicles Aug 2018 #10

I will be celebrating too much to put pen to paper TheCowsCameHome Aug 2018 #2

Here's my Trump eulogy Bob Loblaw Aug 2018 #4

This would be a fitting gravesite for Trump Submariner Aug 2018 #5

They'll have to cremate him and shoot his ashes into space. Dave Starsky Aug 2018 #13

I was thinking the same thing, about the news coverage last dewsgirl Aug 2018 #6

He weighed 239 pounds dalton99a Aug 2018 #9

239 on the moon maybe... HipChick Aug 2018 #11

If the ones about McCain are any indication, they'll be full of platitudes that treat politics as WhiskeyGrinder Aug 2018 #12

For starters, one could talk about his illustrious military career. IggleDuer Aug 2018 #14