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81. I always wear my 6 or 7 inch spike heels to use a shovel. And work

Tue Aug 28, 2018, 05:05 PM

Aug 2018

gloves when I shovel a hole large enough to plant a tree? Never ever wear them, they impede my grip on the shovel.

FFS does no one ever tell her how ridiculous and inept she come off looking?

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Here's Melania, planting a tree in a $4,000 skirt just like you do [View all] kpete Aug 2018 OP

Along with six inch stilettos. CatMor Aug 2018 #1

Come on! They're only 4". maxsolomon Aug 2018 #5

Come on .... we all know Melania .... CatMor Aug 2018 #26

Six Inches? leftieNanner Aug 2018 #49

Doubt her hubby can claim that. CatMor Aug 2018 #55

ha ha riversedge Aug 2018 #82

Nobody said anything about her husband! robbob Aug 2018 #83

Are You Kidding Me? erpowers Aug 2018 #100

Yes, he would claim it's the biggest and best CatMor Aug 2018 #103

Exactly! Staph Aug 2018 #6

Aerate the soil LOL Cal Carpenter Aug 2018 #33

while the shoes are $700 Louboutins, which sank straight into the soft muck as she patted around wit riversedge Aug 2018 #79

Hey, the soil needs to be aerated. democratisphere Aug 2018 #101

Actually, True Dough Aug 2018 #2

Should'a married a BBW. Right? n/t rzemanfl Aug 2018 #104

4 grand for a summer cottage table cloth? GusBob Aug 2018 #3

Trolling Rich People erpowers Aug 2018 #102

I think I have that same pattern on my kitchen apron! Initech Aug 2018 #4

Somewhere, a Winnebago RV...... GusBob Aug 2018 #42

It looks like something Ms. Frizzle wears on on the cartoon "Magic Schoolbus". n/t woodsprite Aug 2018 #70

Message auto-removed Name removed Aug 2018 #112

and high heels and a golden shovel. unblock Aug 2018 #7

For the love of God, Just. Fucking. Stop. gratuitous Aug 2018 #8

"Just. Fucking. Stop." handmade34 Aug 2018 #20

She put herself on the radar.. Permanut Aug 2018 #97

What kills me is that we're the ones who get called "elitist". Initech Aug 2018 #71

This. n/t area51 Aug 2018 #116

That's what someone should have INSISTED she do with the Obama birther BS... Bengus81 Aug 2018 #120

Well, I don't get the "hoop skirt" look, myself... hlthe2b Aug 2018 #9

Actually PatSeg Aug 2018 #76

Personal taste- I love the fitted clothing of the 1940s, but full skirts of the '50s, not so much. hlthe2b Aug 2018 #88

Oh yes PatSeg Aug 2018 #91

I always garden in my Louboutins. Solly Mack Aug 2018 #10

I'm more of a lowbooties kind of gardner myself ProudLib72 Aug 2018 #37

Gardening in the nude would be OK if not for the bugs. Solly Mack Aug 2018 #52

And matching top and skirt. suffragette Aug 2018 #40

No kidding. Way out of touch. Solly Mack Aug 2018 #51

Maybe she started with the golden shovel and coordinated from there? And the Loubitons keep suffragette Aug 2018 #62

It does all look coordinated. A photo shoot for her. Solly Mack Aug 2018 #63

It is like those ads. And like the scenes in "Mona Lisa Smiles" when Dunst does chores in pearls suffragette Aug 2018 #69

They were - propaganda. Solly Mack Aug 2018 #72

Yep, very much so, on all counts. suffragette Aug 2018 #74

Sensible shoes are perfect for poking holes and planting seeds. NurseJackie Aug 2018 #11

Those shoes are good for aerating the soil, Sanity Claws Aug 2018 #12

Perfect shoes for the job malaise Aug 2018 #13

Frivolous response, saidsimplesimon Aug 2018 #14

I wonder if she's wearing a supertight girdle under her skirt or something LeftInTX Aug 2018 #25

Laughing is good for me, thank you saidsimplesimon Aug 2018 #34

Her upper torso looks deformed. CozyMystery Aug 2018 #108

I don't think so. Chellee Aug 2018 #115

I agree with you. LeftInTX Aug 2018 #121

That's just ridiculous C_U_L8R Aug 2018 #15

perfect reply kpete Aug 2018 #21

Thread Winner!!! 2naSalit Aug 2018 #24

rolf !!!!!!!! CountAllVotes Aug 2018 #32

For $4000, I'd want something a lot... 3catwoman3 Aug 2018 #16

$4,000 is what our cruise to Australia over 3 weeks is costing..... ProudMNDemocrat Aug 2018 #110

Her skirt looks like upholstery fabric katmondoo Aug 2018 #17

It looks like a kitchen apron. Or maybe a shower curtain. Initech Aug 2018 #73

Yes, on lawn furniture. MineralMan Aug 2018 #80

She has no idea, any more than her husband does,. . . matt819 Aug 2018 #18

Those rose-colored khakis on the guy behind her? I've got a pair of those. Aristus Aug 2018 #19

She doesn't care. Do you? IcyPeas Aug 2018 #22

I see what you did there! bdjhawk Aug 2018 #117

Interesting Madam Mossfern Aug 2018 #23

Ha! 2naSalit Aug 2018 #38

It must have been fun! Madam Mossfern Aug 2018 #46

It was 2naSalit Aug 2018 #53

"The skirt, an airy Valentino A-line." 3catwoman3 Aug 2018 #27

More like an A-frame . . . . hatrack Aug 2018 #78

Maybe the skirt is that voluminous so as to... 3catwoman3 Aug 2018 #87

Kind of like the Frank Zappa song, "The Girl In The Magnesium Dress" hatrack Aug 2018 #92

Won't those shoes muck up? Sancho Aug 2018 #28

Tree will not live because sap is in Oval Office. Sneederbunk Aug 2018 #29

She hasn't got a fucking clue montanacowboy Aug 2018 #30

I will have to remember to put on high heels when I dig up my garlic. appleannie1943 Aug 2018 #31

K&R Scurrilous Aug 2018 #35

Rich people. Crutchez_CuiBono Aug 2018 #36

I have that same outfit! Glamrock Aug 2018 #39

that's my choice to garden in too onethatcares Aug 2018 #41

Just your everyday public servant's wife.... KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2018 #43

She always dresses impeccably for the occasion lunatica Aug 2018 #44

She is a ridiculous person. madaboutharry Aug 2018 #45

"Is this a shovel?" yonder Aug 2018 #47

Look out, Donald, she's practicing grave digging. TheCowsCameHome Aug 2018 #48

Message auto-removed Name removed Aug 2018 #119

Was that breast augumentation surgery she had in May? greatauntoftriplets Aug 2018 #50

Could be....you are supposed to change them out every 10 years.. HipChick Aug 2018 #54

I don't usually go full catty but doesn't she look...enhanced? nolabear Aug 2018 #56

If I see someone gardening in fine clothes, I assume a body's being buried. JustABozoOnThisBus Aug 2018 #57

I can't for the life of me understand why anyone gives a dirty damn what she was wearing. WillowTree Aug 2018 #58

Everything about her is FAKE! RockaFowler Aug 2018 #59

Looks like a shower curtain that had the loops cut off of it. TheBlackAdder Aug 2018 #60

Looks like she is wearing a picnic tablecloth. earthshine Aug 2018 #61

Didn't she wear the same outfit in the Oval Office, yesterday? Frustratedlady Aug 2018 #64

Did she haul in a load of fresh manure in a Bentley afterwards? NickB79 Aug 2018 #65

and what about the guy to her right? Botany Aug 2018 #66

That skirt looks like an ugly tablecloth. Dem_4_Life Aug 2018 #67

Boyo those first tittays sure have grown ever since that kidney op a few months back Saboburns Aug 2018 #68

The waist is unnatural....the boobs were already unnatural before Trump LeftInTX Aug 2018 #75

I rarely wear skirts, but when I garden in them, I select one MineralMan Aug 2018 #77

I always wear my 6 or 7 inch spike heels to use a shovel. And work Autumn Aug 2018 #81

Looking only slightly more comfortable in her $1500 Balmain gardening shirt. tanyev Aug 2018 #84

Where's the plaid shirt? yortsed snacilbuper Aug 2018 #85

Bwaahaaaaa! MontanaMama Aug 2018 #95

Skirt and pumps. Next time I help my next youngest brother at his place. Blue_true Aug 2018 #86

Is everyone in the WH totally tone-deaf?? moose65 Aug 2018 #89

This Is What RobinA Aug 2018 #111

LOL Omaha Steve Aug 2018 #90

Is it a grape tree, yortsed snacilbuper Aug 2018 #93

Like her husband, she's a F*Cking moron. nt jrthin Aug 2018 #94

Why does she even bother with the clothes? mnhtnbb Aug 2018 #96

You'd think she's know better than to garden while dressed like that... Totally Tunsie Aug 2018 #98

A traic farce of a birther Tool, plagiarizing Michelle Obama, Cha Aug 2018 #99

I have some oilcloth from Mexico in the same pattern. Kali Aug 2018 #105

Oh cool! They installed a gardening chip! nt Guy Whitey Corngood Aug 2018 #106

Looks like a lampshade Generic Other Aug 2018 #107

Should have had those ginormous chesticles reduced while she was in the hospital. She looks Cousin Dupree Aug 2018 #109

There's no way in hell the republicans can ever call us "elitist" ever again. Initech Aug 2018 #113

I understand Jamaal510 Aug 2018 #114

Oh, boy. Last weekend I was out trimming bushes and trees and looked just like that. Vinca Aug 2018 #118