Sarah Palin is not invited to John McCain's funeral: report

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78. Sarah Palin Killed By DEATH PANEL

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Harvard Scholar and former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin became the last VICTIM KILLED by Barack Obama's DEATH PANELS just before he left office. That is the reason she cannot attend Senator McCain's funeral.

What is most cruel of the past administration is that Sarah Palin's remains were secretly taken from the DEATH PANEL HQ and fed to an Alaskan GRIZZLY BEAR by members of the DEEP STATE.

Afterward, The Bear, whose deeds were only known by members of the DEEP STATE, was given for target practice to the NRA flying in helicopters over Alaska.

After this sarcastic act the Grizzly Bear's body (with our heroic Sarah Palin in it's belly) was flown by the DEEP STATE and secretly BURIED in Barack Obama's NATIVE HOMELAND OF KENYA so as to hide the DASTARDLY DEED.

In these WICKED END TIMES we here at FOX NEWS are here for YOU Dear Reader, providing KOOLAIDE FOR THE MIND!