MI-GOV: Michiganders are pissed Gretchen Whitmer won't stop saying 'damn'

[Awsi Dooger]

9. I got called out on that word last month

Shocked the heck out of me. I was at a Wendy's drive through and they asked me to pull forward and wait for the order, even though there was absolutely nobody else behind me at the drive through, and it was hardly a peak period.

I told the girl, "There is no damn reason for me to pull forward. I'll stay right here, thank you."

I came back a week later and the same girl took my order. During the wait she said to me -- and totally unprovoked -- "Why do you come to Wendy's if you hate it so much?"

I was livid. There was no reason for that comment. When I asked to speak to the manager she told him that I "cursed her out" during my previous visit.

Unbelievable. She had to be a Trumpster. I told him I didn't curse her out, that the only thing I said was there was no damn reason to move my car forward and wait, with no cars behind me in the drive thru.

To my relief, he sided with me. He said he had heard of the incident and my version was exactly the way it was described to him. He apologized to me and said there was no reason that I should have to put up with what the girl said to me.

He offered a free large fries, but I declined. As always, I told him my priority was no cheese. As long as that was taken care of, and the Frostys not melted, I'd be on my way.

But I'm not going back to Wendy's any time soon.