Truck carrying Axe body spray explodes in Texas

[Igel]

10. Nah.

The current smell of high schools is vanilla or peppermint or whatever the current jelly-bean flavor in vogue with manly teenage boys nursing their foolish and entirely self-inflicted addiction to vape-provided nicotine.

Gad, some of the teenagers make part of my classroom unbearable, they so reek of the smell of toddler candy or 8-year-old-girl "perfume".


At least there's odorless nicotine, so they can get feed their addiction without offending others. Sadly, they're already addicted, guaranteeing some fashionable purveyor of nicotine income for many years to come, unable to go a few hours without a hit.