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32. I dare him for it would surely make him the

Reply to Roland99 (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 10, 2018, 08:20 PM

Sep 2018

'dear departed' given the forecast.

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Pat Robertson Establishes A 'Shield of Protection' Against Hurricane Florence [View all] Initech Sep 2018 OP

I think he needs to stand In the eye of the hurricane and pray it away! kimbutgar Sep 2018 #1

On the roof malaise Sep 2018 #12

I actually startled myself because I laughed so hard when I read this. badhair77 Sep 2018 #28

Ha malaise Sep 2018 #31

I agree Andy823 Sep 2018 #17

Good idea. I like the way you think. 👍 Arkansas Granny Sep 2018 #25

BE sure of one thing, he himself will be NOWHERE near his "shield of protection" Eliot Rosewater Sep 2018 #2

He should stand on the shore at Wilmington. Surely his prayer worked. Roland99 Sep 2018 #3

I dare him for it would surely make him the malaise Sep 2018 #32

actually he should tie himself to the mast and sail out of Wilmington. dameatball Sep 2018 #34

Hope he takes Don the Con malaise Sep 2018 #38

King Canute? The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2018 #4

My first thought! n/t sweetloukillbot Sep 2018 #44

This... sounds... so... familiar C_U_L8R Sep 2018 #5

What's with all the nut cases? Chickensoup Sep 2018 #6

Post removed Post removed Sep 2018 #9

I don't know but they get nuttier by the day! Initech Sep 2018 #20

For a man who says Harry Potter books are demonic, this "shield" certainly sounds like a magic spell Mrs. Overall Sep 2018 #7

And when it doesn't work, he'll blame all the Dirty Sinners-- Volaris Sep 2018 #41

So he didn't want to be bothered with shielding Puerto Ricans last year? lpbk2713 Sep 2018 #8

Good point renate Sep 2018 #21

That is so bizarre. Kablooie Sep 2018 #10

Their words and actions imply that God is a narcissistic slum"lord". flibbitygiblets Sep 2018 #14

That's exactly how you get to fundie-heaven... VOX Sep 2018 #33

He's bossing around a hurricane NastyRiffraff Sep 2018 #11

What's the best nation in the world? "Dough"-nation! flibbitygiblets Sep 2018 #15

Ok, that was good. nt Blue_true Sep 2018 #42

low risk, high payoff gamble Hermit-The-Prog Sep 2018 #16

Or like a poster pointed out. Blue_true Sep 2018 #43

The lodestar of lunacy Blue Owl Sep 2018 #13

I'm not a religious person, but is this how prayers work? Just order the weather to miss your stuff? flibbitygiblets Sep 2018 #18

With any luck... jmowreader Sep 2018 #19

I can live with that. badhair77 Sep 2018 #30

I think we've heard this story before... Wounded Bear Sep 2018 #22

Aren't hurricanes sent by God to punish bluecollar2 Sep 2018 #23

What an arrogant little prick. milestogo Sep 2018 #24

Yet, if the storm does flatten him, it won't be god's doing: lindysalsagal Sep 2018 #26

or gays, abortionists, DEMs. NCjack Sep 2018 #27

Pfft! Everybody knows the DEEP STATE controls the weather. VOX Sep 2018 #29

I hear they can also turn frogs gay! Initech Sep 2018 #36

With "Barry Soetoro" heading up the DEEP STATE (doncha know) can do ANYTHING! VOX Sep 2018 #49

And where's my monthly Soros check? I got to pay the bills yo! Initech Sep 2018 #54

I remember when he blamed a hurricane on the city of Orlando's decision to fly some gay pride flags. dameatball Sep 2018 #35

Since, according to him, gays cause natural disasters, are there gays in his church? JHan Sep 2018 #37

I pray that Florence turn back to sea too. Blue_true Sep 2018 #39

I'm sure Florence listened to him. Different Drummer Sep 2018 #40

Go for it, Pat. Put your ass where your prayer shield is. defacto7 Sep 2018 #45

Right. This kind of crap from him isn't even amusing eleny Sep 2018 #47

Southern Virginia Beach should prepare to evacuate for Hurricane Florence, city manager says milestogo Sep 2018 #46

I hope CBN & Regent University take a direct hit and all damage is confined there Greywing Sep 2018 #48

Oh, I dunno. He steered Hurricaine Gloria right into me. Right in the eye. JHB Sep 2018 #50

"A Shield of Protection?" Botany Sep 2018 #51

Was he asking older folks to give him a good portion of their Enoki33 Sep 2018 #52

This idiot needs to be committed Gothmog Sep 2018 #53

Dear Pat, what you want and what Jesus wants are two very different things ProudLib72 Sep 2018 #55