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magicarpet

(14,150 posts)

4. Don't forget,..

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Sun Sep 30, 2018, 06:45 PM

Sep 2018

The odd facial contortions...
The incessant sniffling...
And the cocaine snots dripping out of your nose.

Never,.. ever ask your boss for a raise or a job promotion. Just go into your bosses office with a hickory baseball bat, beat them over the head, until they give you everything and exactly what you want or threaten a hostile take over of the entire business operation.

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At your next job interview, start by yelling at the interviewer, then burst into tears .... [View all] Demovictory9 Sep 2018 OP

It's also important to say how hard it is on your family. Rorey Sep 2018 #1

LOL. Saw a slight variation-- "I never got hired after an interview where Hoyt Sep 2018 #2

I loved Michael Che's version: Initech Sep 2018 #7

I'd sooner have Judge Wagner or... 3catwoman3 Sep 2018 #9

Bring your wife and kids. violetpastille Sep 2018 #3

+1 uponit7771 Sep 2018 #15

Don't forget,.. magicarpet Sep 2018 #4

and blame the left-wing conspiracy against RWNJs. NCjack Sep 2018 #6

Beer! I like beer! Lots of beer. What do you drink? JenniferJuniper Sep 2018 #5

DRINK ? That is so old prep school style of getting smashed. magicarpet Sep 2018 #8

Prep school or Perp school? IggleDuer Sep 2018 #10

I think it was "Colonoscopy Prep Academy" JustABozoOnThisBus Sep 2018 #19

Is that true? Control-Z Sep 2018 #13

Purpose Chicagogrl1 Sep 2018 #14

. magicarpet Oct 2018 #20

And blame all of your shortcomings on the clintons and obama. That'll work for sure!111!!!1! PSPS Sep 2018 #11

If he gets this angry answering questions on national tv.. Cha Sep 2018 #12

not a good prelude, that's for sure jcsg Sep 2018 #17

THis would work well if your interviewers were GOP senators. Amaryllis Sep 2018 #16

Letter of Recommendation for Brett Kavanaugh Xipe Totec Sep 2018 #18