We Have Pubic Hair for a Reason

[TorchTheWitch]

73. I've actually never seen my bits furry

since I've been getting rid of it as soon as it first started to arrive. I hate it. And here I am in my forties without having any of the medical issues described because of it. How in the world did I ever end up being so lucky? Without it I don't have to deal with them constantly getting caught in the elastic of my underpants and painfully yanked out, having to use half a roll of toilet paper every time I take a piss to get rid of all urine traces, don't itch like mad "down there" with the very slightest film of perspiration, don't have to deal with regular every day vaginal secretions crusting on the hairs creating a gross not to mention stinky and unsightly bacterial nest, don't have to deal with the agony of removing a tampon whose string got wound up with those hairs in the immediate vicinity, etc.

It's hardly a fad, and I'll be damned to ever go back to letting the useless fur on the bits return to plague me. If only more men were interested in stopping the plague of problems by getting rid of their own "down there" hair so I wouldn't have to choke on them during oral sex, smell the trapped scuz in the nest nor hear their bloodcurdling screams as they try removing a condom that several hairs got caught in or spend the next couple of hours with four pairs of tweezers trying to help extricate said hairs, not to mention having to deal with and spend money on (along with embarrassing moments at the cash register) for jock itch remedies. A lot of athletic men I know even advanced to not only evicting their "down there" hair but they also claim their chest hair causes intense itching and discomfort from perspiration from excessing and have been evicting that hair as well. Now, that does sadden me a bit since I happen to like certain chest hair on men, but it's their chest, and who the hell am I to complain if they feel more comfortable in shaving it off?