When you literally spend your entire Presidency OFFICIALLY running for reelection

[FakeNoose]

5. All Cheeto cares about are the crowds of people cheering for him

...even when he has to pay them to stand there, it's still the only thing that matters.

He never wanted to be President and we all knew that. He's never worked a day in his life nor has he ever answered to a boss or supervisor. "Real jobs" mean responsibilities, and those are for the suckers.

That being said, the reason he started his 2020 re-election committee immediately after the inaugural was because of the money. There were $ millions leftover in that "inaugural celebration" account and he had to figure out a way to drain it out. So many people had to be paid off and the inaugural money (from donations) had to be accounted for. So voila - the re-election campaign was born and the money all went into the new black hole.