Man run over by lawn mower while trying to kill son with chainsaw

[grantcart]

35. Because the idea that someone trying to attack someone with a chain saw and then getting attacked

By a lawnmower instead triggers an automatic schadenfruede response.

It is as if Trump stabbed himself in the eye with a pen signing "National be safe week".

Now on top of this we have. 76 year old man attacking his son who was mowing the lawn which adds an extra dimension to the chainsaw attacker gets attacked by a lawnmower ( which is funny like 'man bites dog is funny') because

Have you ever noticed how difficult it is to get your child to mow the lawn

Or

Your granfather to put his tools away in the garage.

You must be a riot at parties, telling everyone to keep their drinks on the coasters.