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Totally Tunsie

(11,733 posts)
19. Hmmm...let's see.
Sat Oct 13, 2018, 09:58 PM
Oct 2018

Melanoma

~doesn't have to go to work
~doesn't have to clean house
~doesn't have to grocery shop
~doesn't have to cook
~doesn't have to do laundry
~doesn't have to iron
~doesn't have to change sheets
~doesn't have to mend clothes
~doesn't have to run errands
~doesn't have to chauffer kids
~doesn't have to drive
~doesn't have to pack or unpack suitcases
~doesn't have to book reservations
~doesn't have to pay the bills
~doesn't have to do the banking
~doesn't have to take out the trash barrels
~doesn't have to water the lawn or flowers
~doesn't have to handle mail
and doesn't even have to do her own hair and make-up.

Basically, she just needs to wipe her ass, and probably has a bidet to do that!

So, what does she do?
Oh right, she has to "Be Best".

Let's all for Melanoma.

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As far as I can tell she does nothing. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2018 #1
Zing! thegoose Oct 2018 #2
Pretty Much SallyHemmings Oct 2018 #5
There you have it. KGOP republican family-values in action Achilleaze Oct 2018 #7
She still has Boris looking for safeinOhio Oct 2018 #3
Another zing thegoose Oct 2018 #4
And she wears clothes specifically designed to anger people. Kablooie Oct 2018 #6
This just in thegoose Oct 2018 #8
My cats do that. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2018 #9
She's Trump's pet, isn't she? Ohiogal Oct 2018 #10
All she seems to know how to... 3catwoman3 Oct 2018 #11
What she does is wear clothing unsuitable MineralMan Oct 2018 #12
I would talk about what she does .... CatMor Oct 2018 #13
Have you done something? Polly Hennessey Oct 2018 #14
She is a LIAR just like her husband. That is all. UniteFightBack Oct 2018 #15
First of all, she does NOTHING! smirkymonkey Oct 2018 #16
But can't she be best? thegoose Oct 2018 #17
I was kind of shocked when Texasgal Oct 2018 #18
Hmmm...let's see. Totally Tunsie Oct 2018 #19
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