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sarisataka

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30. Normally such a ridiculous idea

Tue Oct 30, 2018, 07:17 PM

Oct 2018

Would Merit a sarcastic reply

However I will not because it is comedic gold for a video short.

The great Trump Escape

Opening scene is Trump in the motorcade complaining he needs to use the bathroom and they pull up to a 7-Eleven. He jumps out of the limo and scoots into the bathroom having grab the football before anybody can realize it.

Next scene is the Secret Service standing guard outside the door asking if everything is okay. Swipe to Interior shot of trump squeezing his ass outside of the window in the back with a plane ticket to Moscow clutched in his teeth.

Final scene is Trump running down the alley clutching the football in both hands, toupee flapping, screaming for a taxi to take him to the airport. Behind him is a mass of Secret Service agents chasing him like the Keystone Cops.

Final cut back to the limo with a befuddled military officer holding the actual football and asking a secret service agent why the president ran off with his lunch.

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What if Trump suddenly flees to Russia and takes the football with him? [View all] Le Gaucher Oct 2018 OP

The Pentagon would just change the codes. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2018 #1

I am just wondering if the original designers ever thought of this scenario Le Gaucher Oct 2018 #4

What is the protocol for that .. What prevents that from happening now? Le Gaucher Oct 2018 #10

It's actually kind of complicated. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2018 #14

That's one heck of a theory you've got there. bearsfootball516 Oct 2018 #2

The bottom of the suitcase says "PlaySkool" on it. TheBlackAdder Oct 2018 #29

No it isn't. n/t demmiblue Oct 2018 #3

The president doesn't carry the "football." The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2018 #6

No, it's not. Agschmid Oct 2018 #5

I am sure that they would suspend the codes in that case. Caliman73 Oct 2018 #7

pos�si�ble - adjective - 1. able to be done; within the power or capacity of FSogol Oct 2018 #8

Good riddance. Totally Tunsie Oct 2018 #9

I'm pretty sure they gave him an inflatable replica anyway... BSdetect Oct 2018 #11

It doesn't inflate. It's a briefcase. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2018 #16

The real football is said to weigh about 45 pounds. LakeSuperiorView Oct 2018 #24

He probably can't carry 45 lbs. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2018 #25

He's also not going to outrun anybody with it. bearsfootball516 Oct 2018 #28

Shoot him down tirebiter Oct 2018 #12

This this this NightWatcher Oct 2018 #15

Change the codes and send his ass.. Whiskeytide Oct 2018 #13

you have an active imagination un-rooted in reality. The president doesn't carry the football. TeamPooka Oct 2018 #17

What can I say? Its the times we live in Le Gaucher Oct 2018 #18

no, it's unrealistic fantasy that you seem to think is "frighteningly possible." TeamPooka Oct 2018 #19

+1 onenote Oct 2018 #23

See my post below. bearsfootball516 Oct 2018 #21

It's kind of a funny image. bearsfootball516 Oct 2018 #20

Especially since the "football" is a 45-lb. briefcase. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2018 #27

They're not literal codes that anybody can use to launch a strike... tandem5 Oct 2018 #22

Unless Joshua is still lurking in the machine! FiveGoodMen Oct 2018 #33

Let him go!!! He'd have fun there! Please, go!!! Kajun Gal Oct 2018 #26

Normally such a ridiculous idea sarisataka Oct 2018 #30

Trump leave? enid602 Oct 2018 #31

Dancing in the streets! RainCaster Oct 2018 #32