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MineralMan

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3. It has the feeling of an elaborate prank, but isn't.

Fri Nov 2, 2018, 10:47 AM

Nov 2018

The two people involved are just so stupid that they couldn't even pull the thing off. The "lawyer" one couldn't even show up a their "press conference" with his fly zipped. The other one is even more stupid.

The young woman involved got smart just in time. Smart enough, at least, to realize that she could get in big trouble over such a dumbass farce.

I give the entire effort a D- grade.

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made for William H. Macy vlyons Nov 2018 #1

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It has the feeling of an elaborate prank, but isn't. MineralMan Nov 2018 #3

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