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jmowreader

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72. This is how we know there is no god

Thu Nov 15, 2018, 10:53 PM

Nov 2018

If there was a god, he would have smited Donald Trump a LONG time ago. Let's look at the Ten Commandments:

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Trump's god is green and has pictures of Benjamin Franklin on it.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image. Does writing your name on everything count?
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. Trump does this a lot.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. The only thing he remembers about the sabbath day is to make a tee time for it.
5. Honor thy father and thy mother. Well...he did build a golf course in Scotland in honor of his mom, so let's say he did this at least once.
6. Thou shalt not kill. Remember Jamal Khashoggi.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Posted without comment.
8. Thou shalt not steal. IIRC Trump has settled 3500 lawsuits about welshing on his debts.
9. Thou shalt not lie. Trump is famous as one of the world's great bullshit artists.
10. Thou shalt not covet. After adultery, stealing and lying, coveting is the thing Trump does best.

Nine out of ten. Not good, not good.

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Chris McDonald: God Will Destroy the Democrats if They Use the House to Harass Trump [View all] Initech Nov 2018 OP

"President Trump has God's hand upon him" gratuitous Nov 2018 #1

Gawd didn't deliver the House for Cheeto Jesus. muntrv Nov 2018 #2

As an agnostic, defender of the Constitution, I offer a reminder: DON'T OFFEND RELIGOUS PEOPLE! Jeffersons Ghost Nov 2018 #51

I disagree. Send that man a bag of dicks! flibbitygiblets Nov 2018 #79

Don't worry Chris leftieNanner Nov 2018 #3

Ha ha! True! Initech Nov 2018 #52

Let him try, we kicked republican ass we can kick his too. Autumn Nov 2018 #4

Grab 'em by the spirit blugbox Nov 2018 #5

Chris who? GoCubsGo Nov 2018 #6

I'm with you there. They say it is god's wish when it goes their way. LiberalFighter Nov 2018 #22

Most of the Trump supporters I encounter are "conservative" Christians. hunter Nov 2018 #7

Wife spanker types Celerity Nov 2018 #21

My wife and I are both children of ferociously matriarchal Christian subcultures. hunter Nov 2018 #25

If You Are Being Beaten, Just Remember the Things You Love About Your Husband keithbvadu2 Nov 2018 #48

Maybe Chris should reread Exodus 20:7 and ponder carefully its meaning: struggle4progress Nov 2018 #8

Let their god put up or shut up! FiveGoodMen Nov 2018 #9

These white christian conservatives need to remember that if ooky Nov 2018 #10

I think their GAWD only chooses raging white male assholes with R's next to their names. Initech Nov 2018 #20

How convenient that God hates the same people he does. Marcuse Nov 2018 #11

Bring it on, fuckface. louis-t Nov 2018 #12

If Gawd has his hands on Trumpy, is gawd the one that styles his hair? rurallib Nov 2018 #13

What's "God" done to trump to make him Cha Nov 2018 #14

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Me. Nov 2018 #16

Made him a reflection of their own white nationalist, racist, bigoted, Celerity Nov 2018 #18

Blah, Blah, Blah Me. Nov 2018 #15

Yeah I'm not really afraid of that crazy fuckers diety. Volaris Nov 2018 #17

I so love you ChubbyStar Nov 2018 #33

Lol do you think if we attached that to either if the bottom of every suboneas, Volaris Nov 2018 #43

Naughty bits entwined so fucking perfect! ChubbyStar Nov 2018 #71

Yes, The Entwining of the Naughty Bits is a thing I encourage, Volaris Nov 2018 #83

Thank goodness his gawd isn't mine. sinkingfeeling Nov 2018 #19

These people need to be exposed and ridiculed. LiberalFighter Nov 2018 #23

God Made The Dems Take Over The House ProfessorGAC Nov 2018 #24

If we believe god put Obama in the whitehouse, we have to accept he put 45 in, too. lindysalsagal Nov 2018 #32

I Don't Believe In God ProfessorGAC Nov 2018 #40

I get that. lindysalsagal Nov 2018 #70

And He said, Take that, assholes! Hermit-The-Prog Nov 2018 #81

Prophesy! Please, it would go to frump's head... lindysalsagal Nov 2018 #86

hey, you said not to go there Hermit-The-Prog Nov 2018 #89

But why just the President though ck4829 Nov 2018 #91

Blasphemous asshat C_U_L8R Nov 2018 #26

I DO believe MyOwnPeace Nov 2018 #27

These folks worship an interesting demon AllyCat Nov 2018 #28

It will be to their destruction personally, it will be....... Submariner Nov 2018 #29

Sorry dude, Everybody knows Jesus is a Democrat redstateblues Nov 2018 #30

Fake god defends fake potus? I'm terrified. lindysalsagal Nov 2018 #31

Then God shouldn't have let them win the House. Flaleftist Nov 2018 #34

Sorry, asshole. smirkymonkey Nov 2018 #35

These barking-mad assholes think they have a direct line to a supreme being. VOX Nov 2018 #36

Go further back ornotna Nov 2018 #45

Most would, but a vulnerable culture might buy into the bullshit and put them in leadership roles. VOX Nov 2018 #49

If "God" is for Trump, well, that shows a lack of divine judgment. dawg day Nov 2018 #37

Does this guy really believe Zeus is going to destroy us? stopbush Nov 2018 #38

Is this POS dog-whistling for "Second Amendment solutions"? VOX Nov 2018 #39

Well look at the MAGAbomber. Initech Nov 2018 #41

Perfect example. It's this kind of wild, threatening talk that incites the disturbed loner. VOX Nov 2018 #44

Oh I know, they just get nuttier and nuttier. Initech Nov 2018 #57

And they NEVER check themselves or their situation, they just start in with their lunatic crap. VOX Nov 2018 #61

I did see that story. Initech Nov 2018 #67

Irony: Greatest info library (WWW) in history is a tool for spreading ignorance on a massive scale. VOX Nov 2018 #69

And incels and white supremacists and neo Nazis. Initech Nov 2018 #74

Just when you thought they couldn't get any dumber and any more desperate mtnsnake Nov 2018 #42

I checked with my bookie kacekwl Nov 2018 #46

Does this mean that curse Kavanaugh threatened us with, Hortensis Nov 2018 #47

That absolute CHILD has no business being on SCOTUS. VOX Nov 2018 #53

Yes, but worse. A justice who imagines he serves god Hortensis Nov 2018 #59

Precisely. "Touch not my anointed," or some such bullshit. VOX Nov 2018 #64

Yep. It took a lot of voter negligence to get in this hole. Hortensis Nov 2018 #65

We wouldn't know by the polls, but I would hope... VOX Nov 2018 #68

The starkest fact being that a majority of people Hortensis Nov 2018 #73

He'll forever be a symbol of privilege and republican whining. Initech Nov 2018 #75

To his evangelicals/Christians, Trump is so devout keithbvadu2 Nov 2018 #50

What a freak! lilactime Nov 2018 #54

Just what we needed -- more fear and hate mongering vlyons Nov 2018 #55

Hilarious! But that aside, this idiot actually KPN Nov 2018 #56

Why did God give Democrats the House at this time if He didn't want them to use it? Renew Deal Nov 2018 #58

For starters, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a Democrat FakeNoose Nov 2018 #77

That is just too crazy Ohioboy Nov 2018 #60

Isn't it amazing how they all know what God is thinking and planning? appleannie1943 Nov 2018 #62

Yeah because when I think Trump I think of Jesus...wtf Docreed2003 Nov 2018 #63

So great! Thanks for the image of Trump, dejected, all sagging against the keerist. Wow. n/t Judi Lynn Nov 2018 #85

Wow, that is way fucked up. Blue_true Nov 2018 #66

This is how we know there is no god jmowreader Nov 2018 #72

9 is more specific than that Hermit-The-Prog Nov 2018 #82

Bill Maher: Trump is the old Testament god. Initech Nov 2018 #92

Why did god give the House to democrats? beachbum bob Nov 2018 #76

Wouldn't it have been easier for god to have the dems lose? AJT Nov 2018 #78

No we won't. H2O Man Nov 2018 #80

That's not God's hand upon him, it's Putin's. edbermac Nov 2018 #84

What a delusional dipshit. Nt raccoon Nov 2018 #87

Yawwwwnnnnnn leftynyc Nov 2018 #88

So the hand of Gawd is upon Thump? peekaloo Nov 2018 #90