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2. It didn't work

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 02:59 PM

Dec 2018

Trump got in.

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Trump had a 'prophet' secretly anoint every White House door with olive oil to ward off demons [View all] DonViejo Dec 2018 OP

Guess he used the off brand olive oil because it didn't seem to work very well. LOL. Vinca Dec 2018 #1

Trump didn't want to spring for the extra virgin olive oil gratuitous Dec 2018 #12

It didn't work exboyfil Dec 2018 #2

Good Gawd, these religious prophets couldn't see that were allowing Iliyah Dec 2018 #3

Maybe they should call in montanacowboy Dec 2018 #4

IQ45 ordered this shit out there to incite his loony base to believe he's 'one of them' (nt) mr_lebowski Dec 2018 #5

If this story is true, it was likely ordered by one of his batshit advisors LakeSuperiorView Dec 2018 #13

Ashcroft and his Crisco can relax now. Solly Mack Dec 2018 #6

What's the back story. I am DU's most uninformed about legends. nt Blue_true Dec 2018 #37

No legend. He used Crisco to anoint himself. Solly Mack Dec 2018 #39

Ok. I officially wish that I did not ask. Blue_true Dec 2018 #43

Some things should be kept private, yes. Solly Mack Dec 2018 #45

Olive oil? Sanity Claws Dec 2018 #7

So what's the backstory on sage or incense? Blue_true Dec 2018 #38

Olive oil with garlic - sounds like an Italian recipe for an exorcism Sanity Claws Dec 2018 #40

there was an entire post onethatcares Dec 2018 #8

Well it didn't work the demons are at his door and howling. redstatebluegirl Dec 2018 #9

The problem is is that the demon is aready there. Doreen Dec 2018 #10

"Melania refused to move into WH until it was exorcised to remove the "demonic taint" of Obama admin riversedge Dec 2018 #11

"Alright, will Olive Oil do it for you?" What an idiot... haele Dec 2018 #19

Is that Mike Cohen on his right shoulder and the novelist on his left. Blue_true Dec 2018 #41

It is Cohen but I do not know any novelist riversedge Dec 2018 #44

Amorosa (or something). Could not grab the name earlier, or come close. nt Blue_true Dec 2018 #46

I'm going to call BS TlalocW Dec 2018 #14

Grigori Rasputin, your table is ready n/t lapislzi Dec 2018 #15

... and now he has to go in and out through a window! dawg Dec 2018 #16

LOL! lunatica Dec 2018 #18

Is that how they got rid of Steve Bannon? NewJeffCT Dec 2018 #17

lol. He's the demon. So I guess he's trapping himself in the ecstatic Dec 2018 #20

So has he left the building? n/t malaise Dec 2018 #21

Bizarre. milestogo Dec 2018 #22

LMAOOOOO what a straight-up lie. WhiskeyGrinder Dec 2018 #23

Dubya did as well. I doubt Trump believes in any god but Mammon, but it appeases the ... Hekate Dec 2018 #24

Blues Brothers Mendocino Dec 2018 #25

The next generation of door knockers at the White House will be like this: DFW Dec 2018 #26

Better that than a door buzzard. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2018 #29

There's always SOMETHING worse DFW Dec 2018 #32

"That oil you put on things" Docreed2003 Dec 2018 #27

WD-40? I thought that was the oil you put on things. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2018 #28

Lol...I know, right?? Docreed2003 Dec 2018 #34

The secret service is gonna love this (nt) matt819 Dec 2018 #30

Many "Apostles of Joy" require a little lube now and then..... lindysalsagal Dec 2018 #31

Lol...well played Docreed2003 Dec 2018 #36

Blog rightwingwatch.com has a report on this bobbieinok Dec 2018 #33

I used olive oil on my pasta this evening. I feel safer already. nt JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2018 #35

I can wipe the sweat off my brow. Blue_true Dec 2018 #42