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Blue_true

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43. Ok. I officially wish that I did not ask.

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 08:38 PM

Dec 2018

Somethings are just too strange. He should have used extra virgin olive oil, because that is most likely what the ancient Jewish kings used.

But Normal Bates may have used crisco in his hair, so maybe Ashcroft was trying to warn us.

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Trump had a 'prophet' secretly anoint every White House door with olive oil to ward off demons [View all] DonViejo Dec 2018 OP

Guess he used the off brand olive oil because it didn't seem to work very well. LOL. Vinca Dec 2018 #1

Trump didn't want to spring for the extra virgin olive oil gratuitous Dec 2018 #12

It didn't work exboyfil Dec 2018 #2

Good Gawd, these religious prophets couldn't see that were allowing Iliyah Dec 2018 #3

Maybe they should call in montanacowboy Dec 2018 #4

IQ45 ordered this shit out there to incite his loony base to believe he's 'one of them' (nt) mr_lebowski Dec 2018 #5

If this story is true, it was likely ordered by one of his batshit advisors LakeSuperiorView Dec 2018 #13

Ashcroft and his Crisco can relax now. Solly Mack Dec 2018 #6

What's the back story. I am DU's most uninformed about legends. nt Blue_true Dec 2018 #37

No legend. He used Crisco to anoint himself. Solly Mack Dec 2018 #39

Ok. I officially wish that I did not ask. Blue_true Dec 2018 #43

Some things should be kept private, yes. Solly Mack Dec 2018 #45

Olive oil? Sanity Claws Dec 2018 #7

So what's the backstory on sage or incense? Blue_true Dec 2018 #38

Olive oil with garlic - sounds like an Italian recipe for an exorcism Sanity Claws Dec 2018 #40

there was an entire post onethatcares Dec 2018 #8

Well it didn't work the demons are at his door and howling. redstatebluegirl Dec 2018 #9

The problem is is that the demon is aready there. Doreen Dec 2018 #10

"Melania refused to move into WH until it was exorcised to remove the "demonic taint" of Obama admin riversedge Dec 2018 #11

"Alright, will Olive Oil do it for you?" What an idiot... haele Dec 2018 #19

Is that Mike Cohen on his right shoulder and the novelist on his left. Blue_true Dec 2018 #41

It is Cohen but I do not know any novelist riversedge Dec 2018 #44

Amorosa (or something). Could not grab the name earlier, or come close. nt Blue_true Dec 2018 #46

I'm going to call BS TlalocW Dec 2018 #14

Grigori Rasputin, your table is ready n/t lapislzi Dec 2018 #15

... and now he has to go in and out through a window! dawg Dec 2018 #16

LOL! lunatica Dec 2018 #18

Is that how they got rid of Steve Bannon? NewJeffCT Dec 2018 #17

lol. He's the demon. So I guess he's trapping himself in the ecstatic Dec 2018 #20

So has he left the building? n/t malaise Dec 2018 #21

Bizarre. milestogo Dec 2018 #22

LMAOOOOO what a straight-up lie. WhiskeyGrinder Dec 2018 #23

Dubya did as well. I doubt Trump believes in any god but Mammon, but it appeases the ... Hekate Dec 2018 #24

Blues Brothers Mendocino Dec 2018 #25

The next generation of door knockers at the White House will be like this: DFW Dec 2018 #26

Better that than a door buzzard. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2018 #29

There's always SOMETHING worse DFW Dec 2018 #32

"That oil you put on things" Docreed2003 Dec 2018 #27

WD-40? I thought that was the oil you put on things. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2018 #28

Lol...I know, right?? Docreed2003 Dec 2018 #34

The secret service is gonna love this (nt) matt819 Dec 2018 #30

Many "Apostles of Joy" require a little lube now and then..... lindysalsagal Dec 2018 #31

Lol...well played Docreed2003 Dec 2018 #36

Blog rightwingwatch.com has a report on this bobbieinok Dec 2018 #33

I used olive oil on my pasta this evening. I feel safer already. nt JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2018 #35

I can wipe the sweat off my brow. Blue_true Dec 2018 #42