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33. strangle them?

Fri Aug 17, 2012, 06:46 PM

Aug 2012

I mean of all things, why strangle. Fish don't even have necks. What happened on the day he strangled his first boyhood fish?
lol
strangled? What a dip he is.

wait, I think I have it; he strangles fish BECAUSE they have no necks. It has something to do with him having no lips. I can't quite piece it together.

maybe its;
The fish have no necks yet can be strangled. He has no lips, yet can suck.

Got it. I think that's it.

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