Wonkette: Can Somebody Hold Nancy Pelosi's Beer While She Dick-Punches Trump Some More? [View all]

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But Pelosi's day of dick-punching Trump right in his orange face was not over!

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After she walked away all fuckin' badass-like, she went back to the Capitol, where she put on a fresh dick-punching glove and DID IT AGAIN during a Democratic caucus meeting:

"It's like a manhood thing for him. As if manhood could ever be associated with him. This wall thing," said the California congresswoman.

NANCY PATRICIA D'ALESANDRO PELOSI!

Did you really just dick-punch Trump, by making fun of his weird little Lollipop Guild Yeti Pubes Mario Kart dick? Yep, you sure did!

Well played, Madam!

She also said some other amazing things in the meeting, as reported by Politico:

Trump "must have said the word 'wall' 30 times," the House minority leader said, according to multiple sources in the room.

"I was trying to be the mom," she added, but "it goes to show you: you get into a tinkle contest with a skunk, you get tinkle all over you."

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Pelosi added in the caucus meeting that she was pretty happy they got President Word Vomit to admit that if the government shuts down, it's his damn fault. That was pretty funny, and it'll be great footage for political ads.

This is why Nancy Pelosi is the once and future speaker of the House of Representatives, and also of YOUR FACE. Or at least one of the many reasons.

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