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50. He's gonna blow a gasket! *said in a sing-song voice*

Sun Dec 16, 2018, 02:49 PM

Dec 2018

teehee!
A tisket, A tasket...He's gonna blow a gasket!

I swear, if he goes out King George style I will be so fucking happy...

when the ambulance pulls up to the WH with full vice backup, and they cart his fat ass out in full straightjacket, foaming and screaming gibberish as his face goes full vermillion...

ahhhh...schadenfreude

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Melania Trump Fears For Donald's Health -- He's Under 'Immense Stress' From Investigations [View all] EricMaundry Dec 2018 OP

I hope she sees to it that he gets plenty of KFC, Big Macs and ice cream The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2018 #1

Whoo boy....😆 sprinkleeninow Dec 2018 #2

And plenty double layer chocolate cake with a side of deep fried sprinkleeninow Dec 2018 #6

And ⬇ sprinkleeninow Dec 2018 #9

And a healthy breakfast: dalton99a Dec 2018 #24

I think we as a country should send him constant care packages for his health. Doreen Dec 2018 #52

This makes me want to puke Freedomofspeech Dec 2018 #3

Who is she kidding??? They lived on separate floors in Trump Towers prior to coming to DC. politicaljunkie41910 Dec 2018 #93

I hate it when people say they feel sorry for her.. Freedomofspeech Dec 2018 #98

Hmmm, setting up an exit strategy? 33taw Dec 2018 #4

Should I stay or should I go now JenniferJuniper Dec 2018 #13

+1 area51 Dec 2018 #62

My first thought. Squinch Dec 2018 #79

There are just TOO many cliches I could be repeating, here Siwsan Dec 2018 #5

Mine is..... A Brand New World Dec 2018 #16

she's frantic agingdem Dec 2018 #45

If he dies broke she gets nothing YessirAtsaFact Dec 2018 #54

Fitting. trev Dec 2018 #78

Suspect trumpster ordered melanie to order her aide to deflect attention like this. empedocles Dec 2018 #7

hollywood life... seems like a credible source tenderfoot Dec 2018 #8

Plus it makes her sound thegoose Dec 2018 #21

In other words, Donald really needs to spend more time playing golf dalton99a Dec 2018 #10

Let's have more malaise Dec 2018 #11

Then resign already. jpak Dec 2018 #12

Gee, I "hope" he doesn't cilla4progress Dec 2018 #14

I really don't care, do U? smirkymonkey Dec 2018 #15

I want him to stroke out so badly that the only thing not paralyzed is his eyes demtenjeep Dec 2018 #97

Melania, just order him up some more KFC and greasy hamburgers... All will be well... hlthe2b Dec 2018 #17

So Onion flavored! violetpastille Dec 2018 #18

His body is growing day by day? Generic Brad Dec 2018 #47

She's suddenly once again concerned about his body? fierywoman Dec 2018 #63

There was a line in that story about how they still have "chemistry". violetpastille Dec 2018 #65

re: "She's there for him 100 percent." History will not be kind, Melania... to you either. hlthe2b Dec 2018 #19

I have a solution: Trump can RESIGN!!!!! Equinox Moon Dec 2018 #20

Somehow I don't think she meant it the way that it shounds . . . Ms. Toad Dec 2018 #22

She should continue to keep her mouth shut so others can only suspect lunatica Dec 2018 #23

I think he's more stressed by the midterms than anything else nuxvomica Dec 2018 #25

Melania really does not care Freethinker65 Dec 2018 #26

Well the republican dotard could always try honesty for a change Achilleaze Dec 2018 #27

And so it begins: Laying the foundation for his resignation for "health reasons". NurseJackie Dec 2018 #28

Yup ...I've long suspected that's how he'd go out ... mr_lebowski Dec 2018 #31

That would be just fine. Any reason will do. Just do it. Cousin Dupree Dec 2018 #33

I think you're right-- first plank in the "health reasons" excuse dawg day Dec 2018 #106

No way would he ever admit to any health problems. Dave Starsky Dec 2018 #107

Hollywood Life, eh? What's wrong, Tiger Beat wasn't interested in your SCOOP, Mel?nt mr_lebowski Dec 2018 #29

Side effects of Adderall hermetic Dec 2018 #30

This 10000%. dewsgirl Dec 2018 #64

Constipation. Dave Starsky Dec 2018 #109

Tachycardia is not necessarily an irregular, but rather an abnormally fast heartbeat. Maru Kitteh Dec 2018 #124

His " stress" is going to MFM008 Dec 2018 #32

I'm waiting for him to milk some sort of out-of-the-blue illness. n/t cynatnite Dec 2018 #34

Exactally what I was thinking... mitch96 Dec 2018 #70

Maybe she should bus in some playboy models for him to screw Takket Dec 2018 #35

Maybe you and Jaeklin Caal's father could sit down and talk about your "concerns" . . . . hatrack Dec 2018 #36

It makes me think about Mayor Harold Washington of Chicago mucifer Dec 2018 #37

he said Hillary didn't have the stamina to be president bigtree Dec 2018 #38

Oh wow, says someone that's ripped off people, been involved in over 3,500 lawsuits, stole... SWBTATTReg Dec 2018 #39

Oh, noes! He should resign to save himself for his future MineralMan Dec 2018 #40

Resignation is the last thing he should do for his health jmowreader Dec 2018 #121

Womp womp! Top 10 Idiots Dec 2018 #41

Thoughts and prayers.... MrsCoffee Dec 2018 #42

But, but, but justgamma Dec 2018 #43

It's so unfair BootinUp Dec 2018 #44

ever the victim, isn't he? Grasswire2 Dec 2018 #46

OMG I HOPE PRESIDENT TRUMP DOESN'T HAVE A STROKE OR SOMETHING!! LuckyCharms Dec 2018 #48

I truly hope he doesn't dflprincess Dec 2018 #82

Not to mention instant President Pence. N/t Dave Starsky Dec 2018 #111

That too! dflprincess Dec 2018 #112

". . . how his body is dealing with all that stress, which keeps growing by the day." His body keep tblue37 Dec 2018 #49

I caught that too. Chemisse Dec 2018 #72

He's gonna blow a gasket! *said in a sing-song voice* FirstLight Dec 2018 #50

Republicans have been playing the victim for ages, Dark n Stormy Knight Dec 2018 #51

He can resign any time he likes YessirAtsaFact Dec 2018 #53

mel enid602 Dec 2018 #55

It wouldn't be so stressful C_U_L8R Dec 2018 #56

Trump can resign and flee to Russia any time he wants workinclasszero Dec 2018 #57

Where was her concern for the health of others during her husbands incessant harassment of President Hugin Dec 2018 #58

Hillary's constant harrassment by having her face covered by a gun target fierywoman Dec 2018 #66

Low energy, lower stamina. JDC Dec 2018 #59

Oh, please, does anybody believe that BS? StarryNite Dec 2018 #60

Ha-ha... Mike Nelson Dec 2018 #61

No sympathy from me. She should dry hump him. LiberalFighter Dec 2018 #67

pumpkin head pamdb Dec 2018 #68

Lol Lotusflower70 Dec 2018 #129

So..... when do we investigate her immigration history... Adrahil Dec 2018 #69

Chemistry Like Clara Petacci and Benito Mussolini & Italy in ruins.Tender Facist Romance delisen Dec 2018 #71

. dalton99a Dec 2018 #74

Petty good; now I too know the feeling.n/t delisen Dec 2018 #75

If I was a believer.... albacore Dec 2018 #73

my health is also under intense stress, from Trump DonCoquixote Dec 2018 #76

I fear for his health too..... lastlib Dec 2018 #77

But, she doesn't give a shite Cha Dec 2018 #80

What she means is dflprincess Dec 2018 #81

I don't give a fuck what Melania "fears"...nt SidDithers Dec 2018 #83

Well, Melanie, perhaps if your spouse weren't a crook... The Genealogist Dec 2018 #84

WAHWAHWAH! Call the Cha Dec 2018 #85

OH, BOO-FUCKIN'-HOO! RoBear Dec 2018 #86

If she's worried about his health she must have signed a prenup. KansasKali Dec 2018 #87

Imeldas concern is truly touching. gibraltar72 Dec 2018 #88

Two choices: resign or die in the saddle. no_hypocrisy Dec 2018 #89

I think I'm going to barf now... llmart Dec 2018 #90

How about the health of people doing what he wanted who are in jail now? Quixote1818 Dec 2018 #91

Bwahahahahahaaa spanone Dec 2018 #92

If she's so concerned she could talk him into resigning. blueinredohio Dec 2018 #94

Remember, he said he thought being president "would be easier." Tanuki Dec 2018 #95

This message was self-deleted by its author dalton99a Dec 2018 #99

We are under stress from his bad presidenting Demovictory9 Dec 2018 #96

Buckets and buckets of KFC will do that to you Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2018 #100

If she thought the past two years have been stressful.... Grammy23 Dec 2018 #101

He brought it on himself left-of-center2012 Dec 2018 #102

I fear for the health of the people he has hurt, and is trying to hurt still_one Dec 2018 #103

Hey Mel, get him a box of big cigars. Stinky The Clown Dec 2018 #104

Boo hoo Gothmog Dec 2018 #105

Nice to see her with her clothes on. TeamPooka Dec 2018 #108

If Mel is so concerned for 0range45, she should give him blistering hot sex NCjack Dec 2018 #110

Under intense reaping from all that sowing Zambero Dec 2018 #113

"Being a corrupt incompetent traitor is so stressful!" struggle4progress Dec 2018 #114

These two independent, unimpeachable medical experts say he is the healthiest president of all time. Marcuse Dec 2018 #115

He can always resign Apollyonus Dec 2018 #116

Rag tales lunasun Dec 2018 #117

LMAO Lotusflower70 Dec 2018 #130

The whole article is clearly fabricated realmirage Dec 2018 #118

Hey, Melaria, the morbidly obese tend to have strokes and heart attacks. Add the pressure of being Hassler Dec 2018 #119

Hmmmmmm.... harumph Dec 2018 #120

the First Nude never thuoght he'd live this long. KG Dec 2018 #122

Don't want the stress, don't do the crimes. nt jrthin Dec 2018 #123

Deal with it, Melanoma Stinky The Clown Dec 2018 #125

Good. Fuck him Glamrock Dec 2018 #126

He will not live to see 2025 a president RandySF Dec 2018 #127

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn. nancy1942 Dec 2018 #128

No worries, where he is going he'll have all the time he wants aeromanKC Dec 2018 #131