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TwistOneUp

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23. Just Say No

Mon Dec 17, 2018, 02:00 PM

Dec 2018

Become a televangelist? You'll lose touch with reality.

1) every "dimension" beyond the three we know and love is Fictional.
2) "lucifer" is Fictional.
3) "advanced beings" are Fictional.

Thus

Jim Bakker saying these things exist means he is delusional (and, to many, just plain full of BS).

This is your brain on Fundagelicalism. Any questions?

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Jim Bakker Show guest: Trump is under attack from 'multidimensional Luciferian advanced beings' [View all] EricMaundry Dec 2018 OP

All I can say is : huh???? Vinca Dec 2018 #1

HUH ????? Your man DONALD TRUMP is evil personfied !!! trueblue2007 Dec 2018 #41

Just like those that appear on this show? Sneederbunk Dec 2018 #2

All that supernatural multidimensional power against a stupid dumbass who can't spell dalton99a Dec 2018 #3

Good point. Blue_true Dec 2018 #50

All I can say is... FarPoint Dec 2018 #4

Living proof that treatment options for person with diseases of the mind Takket Dec 2018 #5

Bakker's audience loves fairy tales... Archae Dec 2018 #6

This is hilarious. These people believe in more witchcraft than the average Wiccan. Coventina Dec 2018 #7

Hey, there. Is this PC? I don't think I can say stuff like that because I ain't any of them. erronis Dec 2018 #55

Did you buy your wife a Lamborghini this week too? pecosbob Dec 2018 #8

Why yes, yes he is. C_U_L8R Dec 2018 #9

That will get the rubes to sign over their benefit checks. Aristus Dec 2018 #10

'multidimensional Luciferian advanced beings' New Hampshire Man Dec 2018 #11

Are those like the 'machine elves' you see when you take DMT? They're pretty sharp creatures ck4829 Dec 2018 #12

well would agree that democrats are more advanced than they are dembotoz Dec 2018 #13

Major Projection MagickMuffin Dec 2018 #14

well, i guess my cover is blown.... n/t gay texan Dec 2018 #15

Damn, how did he figure that one out NewJeffCT Dec 2018 #16

It was that Chili buffet we all went to yesterday. Blue_true Dec 2018 #52

The invisible globalist luciferian, alien invasion? backtoblue Dec 2018 #17

That happened to m once. At a Grateful Dead concert. But I snapped out of it. Hassin Bin Sober Dec 2018 #18

After you stopped peaking? (g, d, &r) nt TwistOneUp Dec 2018 #64

Nyuk nyuk Hassin Bin Sober Dec 2018 #71

In other words ... dawg Dec 2018 #19

... Cirque du So-What Dec 2018 #20

Those multidimensional Luciferian advanced beings are such a nuisance. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2018 #21

Mine is kinda cute. Mostly lays in the sun and scratches his back in the driveway. dameatball Dec 2018 #34

I once had the pleasure of meeting David Icke... HipChick Dec 2018 #42

So why don't we have flying cars? DavidDvorkin Dec 2018 #22

Just Say No TwistOneUp Dec 2018 #23

"every 'dimension' beyond the three we know and love is Fictional" trev Dec 2018 #38

+100 Celerity Dec 2018 #43

Thanks. :) nt trev Dec 2018 #49

Depending on how a person define dimensions. Blue_true Dec 2018 #56

Nice try, but ... TwistOneUp Dec 2018 #65

The multiple dimensions in the atomic "cloud" trev Dec 2018 #66

Jim Bakker pamdb Dec 2018 #24

Led by Jessica Hahn. safeinOhio Dec 2018 #25

Idiot. W/ no supporting evidence either, in making such an outlandish claim...nt SWBTATTReg Dec 2018 #26

Well, there's always "devine revelation", don't cha know? n/t Tom Rinaldo Dec 2018 #30

But his "base" needs this stuff to keep sending him money! nt TwistOneUp Dec 2018 #31

I know...I keep waiting to see if he'll break down crying and sobbing again as he did before...nt SWBTATTReg Dec 2018 #32

A poser like that getting a dime sent to him helps explains Trump to a T. nt Blue_true Dec 2018 #59

This claim isn't any more outlandish than other religious claims. Mariana Dec 2018 #36

They never provide supporting evidence. Blue_true Dec 2018 #57

Really? I'd be happy to lend them a hand. Downtown Hound Dec 2018 #27

As all American a belief system as the Salem Witch Trials. Tom Rinaldo Dec 2018 #28

Article is from May 24, 2018 (nt) apnu Dec 2018 #29

Yep, I posted it here when it first came out Quixote1818 Dec 2018 #48

It is just astounding that people go so far to protect a man whose behavior and values they say they allgood33 Dec 2018 #33

Don't smoke covfefe, it's a hell of a drug. Initech Dec 2018 #35

Wackadoos Abound! MineralMan Dec 2018 #37

Never heard of him until you mentioned, looked up, wow...when I saw reviews, I am glad I never ... SWBTATTReg Dec 2018 #63

he should just say Jews KayF Dec 2018 #39

Don't really know what Multidemensional Luceferian Advanced Beings are. But, GulfCoast66 Dec 2018 #40

Where do we sign up to help these Luciferian advanced beings? LiberalFighter Dec 2018 #44

Sweet! Solly Mack Dec 2018 #45

Y'know guys, if multidimensional Luciferian advanced beings are attacking our dear president... jmowreader Dec 2018 #46

'multidimensional Luciferian advanced beings' elocs Dec 2018 #47

His books should be classified as mystical fiction. Ilsa Dec 2018 #51

I love multidimensional Luciferian advanced beings! Glamrock Dec 2018 #53

Is McGuire on narcotics? n/t Different Drummer Dec 2018 #54

Calm down. He didn't tell the biggest secret ... Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2018 #58

Is there a bucket I could buy that would keep me safe from these Luciferian beings??? Blue Owl Dec 2018 #60

Oh for fuck's sake milestogo Dec 2018 #61

Jimmie's been drinking Turbineguy Dec 2018 #62

"Avoid the brown acid." H2O Man Dec 2018 #67

thanks. that was a close one. Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2018 #69

Way too close. H2O Man Dec 2018 #70

are you people nuts?!? Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2018 #68

Everyone knows multidimensional Luciferian advanced beings make the best lovers. VOX Dec 2018 #72

Let's hope so. spanone Dec 2018 #73