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Mostly shotguns so the unusually obnoxious moose runs off. Remember the mama is meaner than the great horned one! Also, I think it would be possible to recruit caribou, wolverines, skunks, and meaner than shit squirrels, attack birds (don't fuck with ravens), wolves, lynx, shrews who'll climb your leg for a bite, some brownies (Kodiak bears), polar bears, black bears, orca, bison, etc. Not to mention sled dogs, and really mean kitties!
I have no doubt His Orangeness might try, but Putin is way smarter than that!
Wrap him in a game net and LOCK HIM UP!
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