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JustABozoOnThisBus

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32. If they don't get paid, they can't eat. So, no need for TP.

Sun Jan 13, 2019, 04:50 PM

Jan 2019

And, if they gotta go, there must be a gas station or coffee shop across the street from the embassy, right? Gotta get creative in Trump's shutdown.

Maybe the embassies can have garage sales. They could get good money for shredders, secure phones, Marines' rifles. Buy plenty of toilet paper.

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"U.S. Consulate in Europe Running Out of Toilet Paper" [View all] orangecrush Jan 2019 OP

TP pamdb Jan 2019 #1

I think you're confused. It's not the TP that's scarce, but the money to buy it. nt Xipe Totec Jan 2019 #3

+1 orangecrush Jan 2019 #8

.... orangecrush Jan 2019 #5

ROFL! Xipe Totec Jan 2019 #9

well done, orangecrush saidsimplesimon Jan 2019 #28

Thanks! orangecrush Jan 2019 #33

If they don't get paid, they can't eat. So, no need for TP. JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2019 #32

No joke orangecrush Jan 2019 #34

Toilet paper everywhere but no money or spending authority to buy it with EffieBlack Jan 2019 #12

TP - Trump Pence? TheBlackAdder Jan 2019 #23

... orangecrush Jan 2019 #35

Stranded.... mbusby Jan 2019 #2

I always carry orangecrush Jan 2019 #6

Let's send them a case of that "novelty" TP with Trump's face printed on each sheet. nt Atticus Jan 2019 #4

Sounds like orangecrush Jan 2019 #7

👍🏻😂 GWC58 Jan 2019 #10

" local labor laws preventing unpaid work". Sounds like something we SHOULD have. suffragette Jan 2019 #11

Agree 100%. orangecrush Jan 2019 #14

President Trump to the rescue! True Dough Jan 2019 #13

... orangecrush Jan 2019 #15

And another one of my favorites, area51 Jan 2019 #16

He knows how to but he has a neurological problem Recursion Jan 2019 #18

... orangecrush Jan 2019 #20

How the fuck does he go to the can, walk to the car, ride in the car, and it's still on leaving it? TheBlackAdder Jan 2019 #22

My wife is going stir crazy at home Recursion Jan 2019 #17

Hope she orangecrush Jan 2019 #19

There's always the drapes! TheBlackAdder Jan 2019 #21

And the rugs! Initech Jan 2019 #24

And copier paper orangecrush Jan 2019 #25

What a shitty situation TEB Jan 2019 #26

A load of crap! orangecrush Jan 2019 #31

I know of some furloughed diplomats Lefta Dissenter Jan 2019 #27

I wonder if working for his Turbineguy Jan 2019 #29

No doubt! orangecrush Jan 2019 #30