Trump is a Russian agent because the alternative is too awful...

[anarch]

1. I suspect he was forced into the position he's in

I remember the look on his face on election night; a fuckin deer caught in the headlights. I don't think he believed it could be done--I think he was forced to go along with the whole scheme, but had it in the back of his mind that the American people could never really be that stupid, he's a fuckin reality TV clown for fuck sakes, and then since he was actually installed he's just been made to go along with whatever his handlers or any of the various evil dicks in his sphere of influence manipulate him into doing. I remember some answer to an interview question about what advice he would give his younger self, and his answer was, "don't run for president." He's a Russian asset, for sure...but I don't think he's enjoying it.