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LastLiberal in PalmSprings

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79. If he survived Vietnam (i.e., not getting fragged by his platoon), he'd be a used car salesman--

Tue Feb 19, 2019, 12:10 PM

Feb 2019

and not a successful one, at that.

He would not have any friends in school (no change here) and be married multiple times (no change).

Finally, he would be caught having incestuous sex with his daughter and sent to prison for the rest of his life. Pedophiles are the low man on the totem pole in prison.

More importantly, he would have not been able to afford an Iphone so he could spend his day tweeting insane messages, and if he managed to steal one, it wouldn't matter because he would not be president.

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What if Trump was born to a family without money? [View all] Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 OP

don't know, but Brainstormy Feb 2019 #1

Of course. But, what we know of his personality, what would he be qualified to do? Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #3

He'd be Ratso Rizzo...nt 2naSalit Feb 2019 #2

Ratso had a loveable side, though... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #5

True. 2naSalit Feb 2019 #14

Safe travels! Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #19

Thanks! 2naSalit Feb 2019 #21

Safe travels! Maybe the sun will peek out MontanaMama Feb 2019 #32

Just got settled back in. 2naSalit Feb 2019 #82

Feckless gangster. DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2019 #4

He's too much of a coward to do that... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #7

Where is the Umbrella Academy when you need them? MrsCoffee Feb 2019 #6

He could be a tester! Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #12

Inmate IggleDuer Feb 2019 #8

Yep - my money's on that! Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #13

Car or Whole life sales exboyfil Feb 2019 #9

Herbalife! Amway! Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #15

Either a member of the Mob, ginnyinWI Feb 2019 #10

I think he sold me my second car... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #16

No Way On The Former ProfessorGAC Feb 2019 #39

License plate factory worker. 47of74 Feb 2019 #11

Corcraft Foreman? Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #17

What he already is only without the 2naSalit Feb 2019 #18

I almost said Trevor Philips... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #23

Harry Wormwood from the movie 'Matilda' fleur-de-lisa Feb 2019 #20

Yes! Perfect! Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #27

Pimp bigbrother05 Feb 2019 #22

He still would've dragged his fat ass to Canada... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #37

Driving a garbage truck. MineralMan Feb 2019 #24

That would require a learned skill... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #31

He'd be in prison Johnny2X2X Feb 2019 #25

His life would've gone south fast... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #29

He'd likely be dead NewJeffCT Feb 2019 #26

Ding ding! Chicken dinner! Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #28

Somebody would have beat his head in with a frying pan snort Feb 2019 #30

Now, it's "take a number" for the pan... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #38

I think that would have been a distinct possibility. smirkymonkey Feb 2019 #85

Finding Empty Beer Cans Next To The Highway ProfessorGAC Feb 2019 #33

Declaring Bankruptcy on $3.98... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #41

Same Book, Same Page, Dennis!!! ProfessorGAC Feb 2019 #44

He'd be the guy sitting at home doing nothing while his wife paid the bills. tinrobot Feb 2019 #34

Who would marry him? Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #45

With the same toxic combination of greed, narcissism, racism, stupidity, klook Feb 2019 #35

He's not even smart enough to lie for a profession Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #48

Yeah, televangelist suits him better. klook Feb 2019 #72

petty thief. spanone Feb 2019 #36

The same as now... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #49

Yep. take away daddy's money and this guy is homeless. spanone Feb 2019 #67

What if the Union Navy had an aircraft carrier at the start of the Civil War? rzemanfl Feb 2019 #40

The Merrimack/CSS Virginia would've lasted 15 seconds! Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #51

"Good morning, sir. This is Microsoft Security calling. We know you have been looking at porn." NT mahatmakanejeeves Feb 2019 #42

...and he would shell out the $250 to "unlock" his computer. Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #52

What I meant is, DJT would be in the boiler room making the calls. NT mahatmakanejeeves Feb 2019 #57

Used car con man. democratisphere Feb 2019 #43

EZ Credit! C'mon in! Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #54

No credit check financing from the Bank of Russia. democratisphere Feb 2019 #75

If Trump was born without money ChicagoRonin Feb 2019 #46

Still deplorable... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #55

he would have had a rap sheet a mile long for grifting scams. nt Javaman Feb 2019 #47

Two trees worth of paper, at least! Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #56

The (late) 3rd-shift manager at the Newark KFC. Buns_of_Fire Feb 2019 #50

My first OTT job was at KFC... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #58

Scammer or pimp. DetlefK Feb 2019 #53

Given his intelligence and skills... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #60

+1000 smirkymonkey Feb 2019 #87

He'd be a carnival barker comradebillyboy Feb 2019 #59

That might be the only thing he'd be qualified for... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #62

Jacob Wohl. DetlefK Feb 2019 #61

Yep. Just a total scumbag... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #65

Short career as Turbineguy Feb 2019 #63

Hey now, I dealt weed in school! Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #68

I remember you! Turbineguy Feb 2019 #71

Nah, I was the pin joint dude at the back of the bus... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #73

Inmate nykym Feb 2019 #64

If he survived his 30's... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #69

He would had been dead years ago. LiberalFighter Feb 2019 #66

With his 98 IQ (being generous here) he would've been taken care of... Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #70

Restaurant employee The Figment Feb 2019 #74

...gesturing wildly with a spatula! Dennis Donovan Feb 2019 #76

So Vic Tayback in Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore? RHMerriman Feb 2019 #78

I'm thinking janitor - OhZone Feb 2019 #77

If he survived Vietnam (i.e., not getting fragged by his platoon), he'd be a used car salesman-- LastLiberal in PalmSprings Feb 2019 #79

He would haunt gun shows as the switch blade vendor. gordianot Feb 2019 #80

Interesting topic! Power 2 the People Feb 2019 #81

Federal Inmate Volaris Feb 2019 #83

A fat bitter old man. Spending his days in a recliner watching Fox News and reading right wing sites GulfCoast66 Feb 2019 #84

No doubt... CrossingTheRubicon Feb 2019 #86

He's be the white Huggy Bear, except not as charming or as smart. smirkymonkey Feb 2019 #88

He would have been expelled from his public school for beating weaker kids; sent to juvy early on... Hekate Feb 2019 #89

Three possibilities: Totally Tunsie Feb 2019 #90