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Kind of Blue

(8,709 posts)
30. Oh, yes!
Sun Mar 10, 2019, 07:02 PM
Mar 2019
I have a man to thank for that, too. Especially to get over shock as quickly as possible.

The last time that happened to me, I was in a bookstore reading a book jacket. All of a sudden I felt hot air on my butt. It took a split second to remember that the door opened and closed automatically so it was not hot air blowing on that hot summer day. I spun around so quickly to find the asshole kneeling under my skirt. Jesus Christ, I couldn't believe it or cope. Since he was already on the floor, I kicked him under the chin and he went splat and out cold. I wanted to smash my foot in his face but for some reason I became incredibly embarrassed that it happened to me and that people were looking.

for quick reaction and well-placed strikes.

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If he didn't learn a valuable lesson here lunatica Mar 2019 #1
Bwahaahahahaha! smirkymonkey Mar 2019 #2
not so lightly. He'll return from vacation to find himself all over the internet Demovictory9 Mar 2019 #3
+1 Kurt V. Mar 2019 #8
+2! 2naSalit Mar 2019 #28
ROFL malaise Mar 2019 #12
If that were me... 2naSalit Mar 2019 #4
Kick them in the nads... mbusby Mar 2019 #16
It's one of the 2naSalit Mar 2019 #21
Impressive skills saidsimplesimon Mar 2019 #19
My years 2naSalit Mar 2019 #23
Muscles, I can't lift my own weight. saidsimplesimon Mar 2019 #26
Oh that was aloooong time ago 2naSalit Mar 2019 #29
Oh, yes! Kind of Blue Mar 2019 #30
"But wait! I'm a sex tourist!" lpbk2713 Mar 2019 #5
Good Leith Mar 2019 #6
That's the most shocking part malaise Mar 2019 #13
he couldn't process what just happened "ya mean I can't grope non western women of color at will?" Demovictory9 Mar 2019 #15
Where is his red hat? Lithos Mar 2019 #7
The eye hurt comes from the tall skinny woman. Her first kick is to his face with her high heels on Demovictory9 Mar 2019 #9
yeah Lithos Mar 2019 #10
She kicked him and he hit her in the FACE? What a man! lostnfound Mar 2019 #11
Good. Solly Mack Mar 2019 #14
I like the way he sounded Bob Loblaw Mar 2019 #17
++++ 2naSalit Mar 2019 #20
Him.. "eeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeee"!! Demovictory9 Mar 2019 #25
As my dad once said... mbusby Mar 2019 #18
I present this for those who dont believe in Karma........ oldsoftie Mar 2019 #22
lol CatWoman Mar 2019 #24
Women coming to the aid of other women.... AJT Mar 2019 #27
+1000 Kind of Blue Mar 2019 #33
That's what I saw. Makes me wonder why none of the guys did anything n/t Victor_c3 Mar 2019 #34
Who the hell does he think he is? Laffy Kat Mar 2019 #31
Needs to be endlessly viral! 2naSalit Mar 2019 #32
That was more entertaining than watching Manchester United bluecollar2 Mar 2019 #35
youtube Hermit-The-Prog Mar 2019 #36
Huge kick and rec. love_katz Mar 2019 #37
Awesome. dalton99a Mar 2019 #38
Poor baby! pazzyanne Mar 2019 #39
I've seen this video several years ago IH8TU Mar 2019 #40
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