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Niagara

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Mon Mar 11, 2019, 03:10 PM

Mar 2019

Would you consider hiring me in one of the following positions?

1. The official and "Unpresidented Chef Hamberder Hemper (Helper)

2. The "coffee girl" that you don't really know, even after working on your campaign for 11 months.

3. The Unhinged Lying Press Secretary, AKA The Director of Storytelling. I've been practicing...

"Look, President NanceGreggs doesn't use her executive time to knit all day. She's busy working to MAGA."

"There will be hell "toupee" if you don't stop asking questions about Pres. NanceGreggs ethics and morality practices. Who do you people think you are?"

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So I'm Throwing My Hat in the Ring [View all] NanceGreggs Mar 2019 OP

Nance - you've got the ORC vote for sure! harumph Mar 2019 #1

You're a shoe-in Turbineguy Mar 2019 #2

Thank you NanceGreggs. sheshe2 Mar 2019 #3

Too bad I'm going to run on the same platform and I have a penis! ProudLib72 Mar 2019 #4

you are easily defeated Hermit-The-Prog Mar 2019 #22

You're close to perfect, but I see one pretty big flaw... herding cats Mar 2019 #5

I'm working on it. NanceGreggs Mar 2019 #14

try Genesis 34: 1-31 Hermit-The-Prog Mar 2019 #24

If I run--and I'm considering it--here's my platform: First Speaker Mar 2019 #6

Will you also promise to have ... CatMor Mar 2019 #7

I am already predicting ... NanceGreggs Mar 2019 #11

What about your golf plans? Yavin4 Mar 2019 #8

I don't play golf. NanceGreggs Mar 2019 #12

I don't see how you can lose. lpbk2713 Mar 2019 #9

Start autographin' them Good Books... Blue Owl Mar 2019 #10

So you started your OP with "So". OilemFirchen Mar 2019 #13

Funny you should mention ... NanceGreggs Mar 2019 #30

Yes, we need a hero to split the right-wing vote. raging moderate Mar 2019 #15

Maybe your best ever grantcart Mar 2019 #16

I'm throwing my hat in the ring to stay sane through another week of this shit. KY_EnviroGuy Mar 2019 #17

Uggh gaiadiversity Mar 2019 #18

Oh there, there, sweetums ... NanceGreggs Mar 2019 #23

I can think of one or two posts revmclaren Mar 2019 #26

Love it...but it only works for white men... KSNY Mar 2019 #19

Agree. Nance has to learn that women are qualified only spooky3 Mar 2019 #21

I am a NanceGreggs kind of guy !!! tandgf Mar 2019 #20

Wow!!! This is one for the ages. BarbD Mar 2019 #25

Wake up Wake up It's a terrible dream. IADEMO2004 Mar 2019 #27

+ 1 Niagara Mar 2019 #28

Absolutely! NanceGreggs Mar 2019 #31

Perfect! Niagara Mar 2019 #35

You already won hermetic Mar 2019 #29

This is way too good malaise Mar 2019 #32

Yeah, you'll really shake things up IronLionZion Mar 2019 #33

Nance wins the day! Gumboot Mar 2019 #34

Where do I get a bumper sticker? AZ8theist Mar 2019 #36