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First Speaker

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24. OK. He's driving from Merde-a-Lago to the airport to come back to DC...
Mon Mar 18, 2019, 01:28 AM
Mar 2019

...and the Secret Service in the car get an anonymous cellphone call...the limousine has been rigged to explode if it goes under 50 MPH. The driver checks the speedometer--55. Oops. The driver and the agents in the car look at each other, and nod. A moment later, Trump wonders why he's suddenly alone in the limousine...

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How do you want the T-Era to end? [View all] demtenjeep Mar 2019 OP
With a whimper. Iggo Mar 2019 #1
+ struggle4progress Mar 2019 #62
With several hangings for treason would be nice. bitterross Mar 2019 #2
Quickly world wide wally Mar 2019 #3
for his body to match his face Hamlette Mar 2019 #4
What I *want* is impeachment/conviction. Girard442 Mar 2019 #5
I vote for impeachment too Poiuyt Mar 2019 #16
I have some diabolical ideas and fantasies. luvallpeeps Mar 2019 #6
Not with a bang, but a whimper. elleng Mar 2019 #7
While I can wish for something nasty, MyOwnPeace Mar 2019 #8
With a perp walk out of the WH WhiteTara Mar 2019 #9
Yes! Yes! Yes! dflprincess Mar 2019 #10
Of course, he deserves 10 thread count sheets WhiteTara Mar 2019 #13
Well, now! True Blue American Mar 2019 #55
I want his shitty little family doing the perp walk, too. GaYellowDawg Mar 2019 #23
Very good Ani Yun Wiya Mar 2019 #26
Botulism from something he ate at Mar-a-Loogie lpbk2713 Mar 2019 #11
That would be justice too. WhiteTara Mar 2019 #12
Jail, bancruptcy...talking to the little animals as he rages against fate Maeve Mar 2019 #14
Losing an election is the only thing that would bother and humiliate him Awsi Dooger Mar 2019 #15
Does anyone really think those pathetic Doreen Mar 2019 #17
With a Sanders / Beto ticket winning in a landslide. Initech Mar 2019 #18
Impeachment. egduj Mar 2019 #19
Him being Turin_C3PO Mar 2019 #20
Looking like Tiger Woods did in his mug shot years ago... Moostache Mar 2019 #21
He loses the 2020 race during the primary.... Thomas Hurt Mar 2019 #22
OK. He's driving from Merde-a-Lago to the airport to come back to DC... First Speaker Mar 2019 #24
At the end of a rope... Ani Yun Wiya Mar 2019 #25
On the last walk to Marine One, the new democratoc OnDoutside Mar 2019 #27
Message auto-removed Name removed Mar 2019 #30
Dreamland, but I fear the institutions of the United States will not want the ignominy of a OnDoutside Mar 2019 #32
RICO and Orange jumpsuit aeromanKC Mar 2019 #28
Mounting the white house roof JackInGreen Mar 2019 #29
Wow. Just wow. If he's nude, let's hope for... EarnestPutz Mar 2019 #59
hmm. t-wrecks..... pansypoo53219 Mar 2019 #31
Something like this is fitting maxrandb Mar 2019 #33
I want him and his family that were involved , and all others involved, duforsure Mar 2019 #34
I just want it over. BlueTsunami2018 Mar 2019 #35
A perp walk and an orange jumpsuit. I want him to die in prison. Vinca Mar 2019 #36
I want all those involved , especially the top ones involved duforsure Mar 2019 #37
Asset forfeiture HAB911 Mar 2019 #38
I want his supporters to desert him over a period of a month in office... PeeJ52 Mar 2019 #39
handcuffs and orange jumpsuits crazycatlady Mar 2019 #40
the same thing the Rosenbergs got ! stonecutter357 Mar 2019 #41
I dont care about the how... I care about the when scheming daemons Mar 2019 #42
Homeless... GeorgeGist Mar 2019 #43
I don't wish him any ill will. rsdsharp Mar 2019 #44
I hope he ends up poor and destitute NewJeffCT Mar 2019 #45
Melania and Ivanka would rather LibDemAlways Mar 2019 #46
A cigarette and blindfold at dawn works for me. bluedigger Mar 2019 #47
ASAP nolabear Mar 2019 #48
Preferrably an indictment soon after either an impeachment and removal or forced resignation. Tommy_Carcetti Mar 2019 #49
By waking up and thinking "God, what I nightmare I just had." Buns_of_Fire Mar 2019 #50
Hearing his Dem successor say they will not issue a pardon because no one is above the law. LonePirate Mar 2019 #51
Impeachment, conviction, all of them - put on a chain gang...I would walk past 'em asiliveandbreathe Mar 2019 #52
"Rosebud" C_U_L8R Mar 2019 #53
What I truly want is an END by ANY legal or political means ... Yonnie3 Mar 2019 #54
Preferably with impeahment/conviction, but I don't expect that. bearsfootball516 Mar 2019 #56
I want him to lose in 2020 and have to face the fact that he has to leave. jpljr77 Mar 2019 #57
A landslide victory for Dems in 2020, happybird Mar 2019 #58
Mars Attacks! MineralMan Mar 2019 #60
No comment liberaltrucker Mar 2019 #61
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