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tclambert

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27. I thought they were all white women about to call the police on that suspicious black guy.
Sun May 12, 2019, 01:35 AM
May 2019

"Officer, he went behind the cash register and into the employees only area. He looks very suspicious. He must be trying to rob the place."

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These are amazing! Totally Tunsie May 2019 #1
BungeeZus! greatauntoftriplets May 2019 #2
LOL - That's one way to recycle that broken crucifix! Totally Tunsie May 2019 #3
Yup. sarge43 May 2019 #7
Am I gonna go to Hell because I laughed? calimary May 2019 #11
Just for a second -- then you'll bounce back up... Blue Owl May 2019 #21
Oh! For the WIN! underpants May 2019 #31
BOOM! calimary May 2019 #38
SNAP! FailureToCommunicate May 2019 #39
I loved that one! smirkymonkey May 2019 #26
Some really good ones in here. Thanks pdsimdars May 2019 #4
Fabulous malaise May 2019 #5
Thank you for the funnies cp May 2019 #6
Please allow me to add the quite brutal truth: lindysalsagal May 2019 #8
I love Zaphod Beeblebrox on the restroom door sign catrose May 2019 #9
Wow. Nice catch. underpants May 2019 #10
Thanks. Of course, who else has two heads? catrose May 2019 #20
Where's the extra arm? n/t TygrBright May 2019 #23
I just woke up from a nap and had to google "410 Sycamore" nuxvomica May 2019 #12
I know that church Cartoonist May 2019 #28
These are wonderful! The ones I got, anyway... CaliforniaPeggy May 2019 #13
🙂 underpants May 2019 #15
Ah......thank you, my dear underpants. CaliforniaPeggy May 2019 #18
I thought they were all white women about to call the police on that suspicious black guy. tclambert May 2019 #27
Wonderful assortment! Send Beer and bun jesus, cracked me up. wendyb-NC May 2019 #14
Love the concertina wire to keep impotus Christians out....and the bungee Jesus. Thx MLAA May 2019 #16
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K&R and thanks. nt tblue37 May 2019 #19
The mens room handle one conjures up a memory ornotna May 2019 #22
underpants May 2019 #24
k&r Demovictory9 May 2019 #25
the last one.... shanny May 2019 #29
Good ones MFM008 May 2019 #30
Great stuff. Love them. Ferrets are Cool May 2019 #32
Great collection! I found this the other day, that I think is kinda cute FakeNoose May 2019 #33
I love that one. underpants May 2019 #34
Look what I just found underpants May 2019 #35
Ha! He says you got the wrong guy FakeNoose May 2019 #36
Were those the actual Game of Thrones stunt-people/stand-ins/doubles? forgotmylogin May 2019 #37
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