The Abdication of King Trump

[yonder]

2. Fascist fruitcake WITH an extra cup of chopped nuts.

"There was plums and prunes and cherries,
And citron and raisins and cinnamon, too.
There was nutmeg, cloves and berries.
And the crust it was nailed on with glue.
There was caraway seeds in abundance.
Sure 'twould build up a fine stomach-ache.
You would kill a man twice after eating a slice
Of Miss Fogarty's Christmas cake."

This old one just popped into my head - I wish I could laugh